Is the ticking of your biological clock keeping you up at night? It may or may not be the best time for you to listen to your body. Take this quiz and find out if you’re ready to be a parent! What kind of advice would a financial planner give you? To start an investment portfolio. To spend less and save more. To stop maxing out my credit cards. Suggest that I see a psychiatrist instead. What objects live on your coffee table? Shot glasses and Cheetos crumbs. If I had a coffee table... I'd put a bird on it. Magazines and coasters. Keys, wallet, tools, iPod... the list goes on. Your friends ask if they can bring their kids to a BBQ at your house. What do you say? Sure, but they'll probably be pretty bored. As long as they're house-broken. Sorry, but no - kids are such a buzzkill. Yes! I'll bring out the hula hoops and tiny burgers!. Which of the following is a bassinet? . . . . . Your friend spills their orange soda on the seat of your brand new car. How do you react? I passive aggressively remind them of how much this car cost. I tell them it's OK - they feel bad enough already. I feel betrayed - I'm convinced they did it on purpose. Without thinking twice about it, I hand them a rag and tell them to clean it up. Moot point - I don't allow drinks in my car. How close are you to landing your dream job? I don't even know what my dream job really is.... So close - it's one promotion away. I'm about halfway there - I still have a lot to prove. I've held my dream job for a few years now. Where do you get your news from? News outlets, where else?. My Facebook feed. Buzzfeed. People magazine. I tune all that stuff out. You find a 2-year old boy looking lost in the park - no parents in sight. What do you do? I ask him lots of questions, maybe he can tell me where he belongs. I walk away, I'm sure someone else will help. I take him to the nearest police station. I play with him for a little while and then leave him where I found him. What's your idea of child-proofing a house? Setting up slides from the second floor to the first. Making sure that my house is child-free at all times. Putting away my shot glasses. Placing locks on knife drawers and liquor cabinets. What do you look forward to the most when you think about being a parent? Giving my kids mohawks. Never being alone. Sending them off to summer camp. Teaching my kids all kinds of fun life hacks. Having a legitimate reason to go to Disneyland every year.