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It's your cousin's birthday! What do you bring to the potluck?
- Hot dogs, corn bread, and slaw
- TV dinner!
- Homemade salad
- Chicken nuggets, mac and cheese, and steamed carrots
There is a marathon of your favorite reality show! Which is it?
- Real Housewives of New Jersey
- Toddlers & Tiaras
- Duck Dynasty
- Keeping Up with the Kardashians
It’s Saturday night! You and your friends are getting loaded. What are you drinking?
- Stella Artois
- Doesn’t matter, as long as it comes in a 30 pack!
Which of the following vehicles are you most likely to drive?
- Toyota Corolla
- Jeep Liberty
- Chevrolet El Camino
- Any kind of pickup truck - as long as it has stacks installed
What is the highest level of education you achieved?
- Dropped out of high school, and oops, forgot to get my GED!
- MBA, all paid for
- A couple of months at community college, but I lost interest
- I have a college degree - and the loans to prove it!
You need to look something up on the Internet. Which search engine do you use?
- Alta Vista
- My truck engine... to go to my cousin's house and use his internet.
If you had to put one of these bumper stickers on your car... Which do you choose?
- What If The Whole World Farted At Once?
- My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail!
- Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me
How much time have you spent behind bars?
- I’ve never even broken the law
- Just a few overnights for drunk and disorderly
- I lost count, but I'm out in a week!
- Community service only
How do you pay your electric bill?
- The bank pays them through auto-pay
- I just wait for it to get turned off, and then take cash to the office
- I send a check in
- My electricity comes through an extension cord from the neighbors
Which of these is correct?
- Chicken Pot Pie
- “Chicken” Pot Pie
- Chicken “Pot” Pie
- Chicken Pot “Pie”
- That’s ridiculous. Pie cannot be made out of chicken.