What Will Santa Stuff In Your Stocking?
It’s the time of year when the air gets crisp, glad tidings abound, and we all let a strange, fat dude we met at the mall sneak into our homes while we’re sleeping! It’s Christmastime! So have you been naughty or nice? Both? Well, hang your stocking by the chimney with care and take our quiz to find out what Santa will be stuffing in it!
What’s the best part of Christmas?
- The food
- All the lights and decorations
- Opening my presents
- Watching other people open the presents I got them
What’s the worst part of Christmas?
- The crowds/traffic
- The fact that I gain 10 pounds
- Jolly people
- The awful music
When did you get your “best ever” Christmas present?
- When I was a little kid
- When I was a teenager
- As an adult
- My gifts almost always stink
Do you consider yourself a practical person?
- Pretty much, but I indulge in the silly now and again
- Nope. It’s the frivolous stuff that makes life fun!
- Yes. I don’t have much need for toys.
To Nog or not to Nog? That is the question.
- Not to. Egg Nog is gross.
- To. I freakin’ love the Nog!
Do you travel for the holidays or does everyone come to your house?
- I’m always on the road
- I always have a full house
- I usually spend the holidays alone
Your new significant other gives you a sweater that is so ugly it actually makes your eyes bleed. What do you do?
- I tell them I love it, put it back in the box and exchange it later
- I tell them I love it and wear it… more than once even
- I tell them I love the thought, but that I’m allergic to polyester
- I tell them that I love the thought and then light the horrible thing on fire
What’s your favorite holiday treat?
- Candy canes
- Peppermint lattes
- Booze. Lots of booze.
When do you start decorating for Christmas?
- Right after Halloween
- Right after Thanksgiving
- About a week or so before Christmas
- My lights have been up since 2008
- I don’t decorate
What would you do if you awoke to find a fat, bearded guy in a red suit in your living room?
- I’d call the cops
- I’d jump up and down screaming “Santa” like an idiot
- I’d probably whack him with a baseball bat
- I’d probably pee a little