Does a cup-o-joe have the power to make or break your day? Would you do almost anything to procure that precious first cup? Maybe you’re addicted to coffee… Imagine a morning without coffee. How do you feel? I feel perfectly fine. I feel... a little tired and cranky. I feel like EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SHUT THE HELL UP!. How many cups of coffee do you drink a day? I seldom drink coffee. I don't drink it every day. 1 cup. 2 cups. 3 or more cups!. When do you first start craving your first cup of the day? Soon after waking. I don't crave coffee. Late morning/early afternoon. Before I even open my eyes!. Can others sense when your coffee battery is running low? "The others" are usually cowering in fear, somewhere out of sight.... Nah... I'm not that extreme. Maybe sometimes, I guess. I don't have a "coffee battery". A diner just opened up near your house, serving the best breakfast you’ve ever had… except their coffee really sucks. Will you eat there again? Sure! . If I am already sufficiently caffeinated, sure!. Eh... good food can't make up for bad coffee. Not in a diner!. How do you feel about using energy drinks as an alternative pick-me-up? I'd rather have coffee, but they are okay. Caffeine makes me jittery. I'm offended . I like them better, actually!. Well, what about tea? I prefer tea to coffee!. Tea has its own place in my life... but it's not coffee. I don't really drink tea or coffee. Seriously? TEA? I'm starting to get angry here... . You go to your friend’s house and they offer you a cup of coffee. "But it’s only instant," they say. What do you think? Gross. All coffee is the same to me. Beggars can't be choosers... I'll take what I can get!. No thanks. I prefer the real deal.. Instant coffee is fine!. It’s 9 p.m. and you have to get up early in the morning. You're meeting your friend at a café. Is it too late for a cup of coffee? I'll go with decaf . Anything after noon is too late. There is no such thing as "too late for coffee" . I drink coffee too late more often than I probably should.... Be honest, when you stare into the inky blackness of this freshly poured cup of coffee, where do your thoughts lead you? I feel a little disgusted. I’m thinking: “Hey, that looks pretty good!”. I feel absolutely nothing. I feel warm and fuzzy.