Not feeling like yourself? Perhaps someone has taken over your body for their own sinister purposes. Are you possessed or just in need of some coffee? Do you ever feel not yourself? No, this is what I'm like . Yes, sometimes I feel like a 1000 year old entity. I think I might be coming down with something. The older I get the more I'm like my parents. Can you learn new languages, seemingly overnight? Yes, especially classic languages like Greek and Latin. I'm bad with languages. That Rosetta Stone is fantastic. Mostly swear words. Do you argue with members of the clergy? We have basic philosophical differences. No, I respect them. I leave them with serious doubts. I don't know any clergy. Do you ever get nauseous? Fortunately not. I have a habit of projectile vomiting. Only if I'm sick. Only if I drink too much . Are you unusually flexible? Not so much. I can spin my head around on its axis. I can almost do a split. I'm double jointed. Are you good at voices? I can talk like Donald Duck. I can do a British accent. No, I'm bad at impressions. Yes, sometimes I don't even know what I'm saying. Do you have unusual physical strength? I HAVE been working out a lot. I have pretty normal strength. Actually I'm kind of weak. I have the strength of an individual several times my size. Do you have trouble sleeping? Sometimes. No, I sleep fine. I talk in my sleep. I hover a foot above my bed. Are you religious? No. I'm religious but don't attend services. Yes. I don't feel welcome. Do you drink tap or bottled water? Tap. Bottled. Either. Anything but Holy water.