Are You Possessed?
Do you ever feel not yourself?
- No, this is what I'm like
- Yes, sometimes I feel like a 1000 year old entity
- I think I might be coming down with something
- The older I get the more I'm like my parents
Can you learn new languages, seemingly overnight?
- Yes, especially classic languages like Greek and Latin
- I'm bad with languages
- That Rosetta Stone is fantastic
- Mostly swear words
Do you argue with members of the clergy?
- We have basic philosophical differences
- No, I respect them
- I leave them with serious doubts
- I don't know any clergy
Do you ever get nauseous?
- Fortunately not
- I have a habit of projectile vomiting
- Only if I'm sick
- Only if I drink too much
Are you unusually flexible?
- Not so much
- I can spin my head around on its axis
- I can almost do a split
- I'm double jointed
Are you good at voices?
- I can talk like Donald Duck
- I can do a British accent
- No, I'm bad at impressions
- Yes, sometimes I don't even know what I'm saying
Do you have unusual physical strength?
- I HAVE been working out a lot
- I have pretty normal strength
- Actually I'm kind of weak
- I have the strength of an individual several times my size
Do you have trouble sleeping?
- No, I sleep fine
- I talk in my sleep
- I hover a foot above my bed
Are you religious?
- I'm religious but don't attend services
- I don't feel welcome
Do you drink tap or bottled water?
- Anything but Holy water