Many people claim to have some sort of connection with the Emerald Isle. With this quiz, you can finally see just how Irish you really are! It is Sunday morning and you are...? Getting some turf for the fire. Having a lie on, I only go to Mass on Christmas. Sleeping in. Getting ready for church. Your eldest son has just brought a girl home for the first time, what do you do? Introduce myself and stay out of the way for the rest of the evening. Wedge myself between the two of them and make her look at old photos all night. Make a fancy dinner and apologize that "it's nothing fancy". Ask when they're planning to get married. Your elderly neighbor just passed away, what do you do? Respect the family's privacy and mind my own business. Arrive at the house to pay my respects and hope I get offered a cup of tea. Watch as mourners come and go from the house. Tell my friends about how the aul on next door died. You meet an American who asks if you want to go for a drink, what do you do? Tell them not all Irish people are drunks, then ask if they're paying. Accept the offer and happily go to my favorite pub to show off my new friend. Correct them that it is a "pint," not a "point". Politely decline as I have work in the morning. You want to see a movie tonight, where do you go? Online where I can watch for free. To the guy up the road who sells pirated movies out of his van. Stay at home and hope RTE is having something good on. To the movie theater. A friend asks you to go to a football match, what do you expect to see? Packers vs Broncos. Manchester United vs Chelsea. Manchester United vs Chelsea, but I'll pretend to be shocked when I learn we're not going to see Kerry vs Dublin. Kerry vs Dublin. You pass your local priest on the street, how do you act? Smile awkwardly and hope he doesn't remember the stuff I told him in confession. Say hello and carry on. Wish I could ignore him, but know I would be too full of Catholic guilt. Ignore him and feel no guilt. You have your iPod on shuffle and a U2 song comes on, what do you do? I don't have U2 on my iPod, I have The Pogues. Listen and sing along. Change it as soon as Bono starts to sing. Listen and play it again. The government has recently introduced water charges, how do you react? Start putting buckets out to collect rain water. Pay the bill without a fuss. Switch to whisky. Protest . What's the best way to spend a Saturday? Watching the Notre Dame game. Sunbathing. Drinking. Anything with family.