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How Jersey Are You?

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Question 1/10

How do natives pronounce “Jersey?”

  • “Joi-zey”
  • Uh… like “Jer-zee”
Question 2/10

Can you give directions to Seaside Heights off the top of your head?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I’m actually more of a Belmar/Wildwood type
Question 3/10

What is the name of the Italian Christmas Donkey that you either love or hate?

  • Dominick
  • Desi
  • Damiano
  • You made this up, didn’t you?
Question 4/10

Ever been drunk inside of a diner before?

  • Of course! That’s why they stay open 24 hours!
  • No, I wouldn’t ever do that
  • No, but I’ve certainly SEEN drunk people in a diner before…
Question 5/10

What pisses you off the most?

  • Slow people – in any context
  • People who aren’t friendly
  • Most things tend to piss me off, frankly speaking…
  • I don’t get angry
Question 6/10

Do you have a strong opinion on the existence (or non-existence) of Central Jersey?

  • Of course
  • Not really
  • I don’t think I know what you’re talking about
Question 7/10

Someone who lives in the Oranges lives near…

  • Pennsylvania
  • New York City
  • Delaware
Question 8/10

Oldest seashore resort in the country?

  • Atlantic City
  • Ocean City
  • Cape May
  • Brigantine
Question 9/10

Central Jersey has its own Six Flags… but of course no one calls it that. Real Jersey folk know it as…

  • Fun Park
  • Great Adventure
  • Mason Park
  • Play World
Question 10/10

You stop at a Wawa to get gas. You get out and while you’re pumping, you ask the guy next to you for directions to a mall. After a moment’s thought, he directs you to the jughandle up ahead. What is the strangest detail within this little story?

  • Jersey actually doesn’t have many shopping malls…
  • What is a Wawa?
  • What does a jughandle have to do with directions?
  • No one pumps their own gas in Jersey!

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