Can you name check every landmark in the Sopranos? Does every fiber of your being recoil in horror at the sight of a “Jersey Shore” re-run? Just how Jersey are you?
How do natives pronounce “Jersey?”
Uh… like “Jer-zee”
Can you give directions to Seaside Heights off the top of your head?
I’m actually more of a Belmar/Wildwood type
What is the name of the Italian Christmas Donkey that you either love or hate?
You made this up, didn’t you?
Ever been drunk inside of a diner before?
Of course! That’s why they stay open 24 hours!
No, I wouldn’t ever do that
No, but I’ve certainly SEEN drunk people in a diner before…
What pisses you off the most?
Slow people – in any context
People who aren’t friendly
Most things tend to piss me off, frankly speaking…
I don’t get angry
Do you have a strong opinion on the existence (or non-existence) of Central Jersey?
I don’t think I know what you’re talking about
Someone who lives in the Oranges lives near…
New York City
Oldest seashore resort in the country?
Central Jersey has its own Six Flags… but of course no one calls it that. Real Jersey folk know it as…
You stop at a Wawa to get gas. You get out and while you’re pumping, you ask the guy next to you for directions to a mall. After a moment’s thought, he directs you to the jughandle up ahead. What is the strangest detail within this little story?