How Long Would You Last In A Kung Fu Movie?
You're in the kitchen cooking, when suddenly two ninjas bust in and attack. Quick! What do you do?
- Run in the other room and lock the door
- Curl up in a ball and cry
- Start swinging the frying pan - hot grease and all
- Grab a knife!
Who's your kung fu master?
- Mr. Miyagi from "The Karate Kid"
- Ip Man from "Ip Man"
- Pai Mei from "Kill Bill"
- Hong Kong Phooey from "Hong Kong Phooey"
Pick a fighting style (or the one that sounds coolest).
- Gun Kata
- Five Animals Kung Fu
- Rex Kwon Do
Which word best describes your fighting form?
A group of armed men are at the front door. What's the plan?
- Escape out the window
- Get a running start and fly kick the door
- Unsheathe my katana and go to work
- Offer them a cup of hot tea
A group of bad guys is chasing you down the street. You...
- Duck into an alley and hide in a dumpster
- Lose them in a crowd
- Yell "help" as loud as I can
What do you wear when it's time to kick some butt?
- A leotard
- A Shaolin monk robe
- Jeans and a t-shirt
- A long, flowing headband
What's your weapon of choice?
- Wooden staff
- Feather duster
- Whatever I can grab
It's the final battle. Time to unleash your devastating special move. You call it...
- The Death Touch
- The Happy Puppy