Are you a kung fu master or completely helpless? Would you struggle to get through the first two minutes or punch your way into the closing credits? You're in the kitchen cooking, when suddenly two ninjas bust in and attack. Quick! What do you do? Run in the other room and lock the door. Curl up in a ball and cry. Start swinging the frying pan - hot grease and all. Grab a knife!. Who's your kung fu master? Mr. Miyagi from "The Karate Kid". Ip Man from "Ip Man". Pai Mei from "Kill Bill". Hong Kong Phooey from "Hong Kong Phooey". Pick a fighting style (or the one that sounds coolest). Kamehameha. Gun Kata. Five Animals Kung Fu. Rex Kwon Do. Which word best describes your fighting form? Brick. Water. Fire. Chicken. A group of armed men are at the front door. What's the plan? Escape out the window. Get a running start and fly kick the door. Unsheathe my katana and go to work. Offer them a cup of hot tea. A group of bad guys is chasing you down the street. You... Duck into an alley and hide in a dumpster. Lose them in a crowd. Yell "help" as loud as I can. What do you wear when it's time to kick some butt? A leotard. A Shaolin monk robe. Jeans and a t-shirt. A long, flowing headband. What's your weapon of choice? Nunchucks. Wooden staff. Feather duster. Whatever I can grab. It's the final battle. Time to unleash your devastating special move. You call it... The Death Touch. The Happy Puppy.