Do you like to flaunt it or are you so conservative that you make the Amish look wild in comparison? Dare to find out? Under what circumstances do you close the bathroom door? Anytime I use the bathroom. #1. #2. I never close the bathroom door. Do you change clothes in front of other people? Never, I wait until there's someplace to change. Yes, but I turn my back. Yes, but first I put on music to dance to. What is your preferred swimwear? A thong. A bikini or speedo. A one piece or trunks. A t-shirt and shorts. How far do you unbutton your shirt? I button to the top. I open one button to allow for air. Mid-chest. To my navel. What do you put on when you get out of the shower? A bathrobe. I dry off and get dressed immediately. I wrap a towel around myself. I walk around to air dry. Do you wear the little paper outfit provided during a doctor's exam? No, they can ASK me how I'm feeling. No, they can examine me through my clothes. Yes, I'm cooperative like that. No, I strip, it doesn't cover much and it usually rips half way through. In the hospital, do you clutch the back of your hospital gown? For dear life. No biggie, everyone else is wearing one too. I wear it commando. Are you careful not to expose yourself when you sit? I don't really give it any thought. I avoid dressing any way that could expose anything even if I were doing splits. I cross my legs or otherwise sit to avoid exposure. If they see anything, it's their fault for looking. Someone points out your fly is unzipped. What do you do? Leave it unzipped. Zip it right there and then. Turn around and zip. Apologize for not wearing undies. How do you sleep at night? In PJs. Just undies. In my birthday suit. In my birthday suit... with the windows wide open.