How Sarcastic Are You?

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Question 1/7

When friends ask you for advice, you...

  • Are at a loss
  • Try and give the best advice I've got
  • Begin with a joke to lighten the mood
  • They've stopped asking me, I'm too sarcastic
Question 2/7

When you make jokes, how do you deliver them?

  • Sometimes I'm too busy laughing that I ruin the delivery
  • With a killer build-up and perfect punchline
  • So deadpan that people think I'm serious
  • I'm not really that humorous
Question 3/7

It's a super serious moment but you've just thought of the perfect line. Do you say it?

  • Duh.
  • Of course!
  • No, someone might get offended
  • Perfect line for what?
Question 4/7

What did you have for breakfast today?

  • The blood of my enemies
  • Does it matter?
  • Coffee and toast
  • None of these
Question 5/7

Which TV star is the king of sarcasm?

  • Chandler Bing from "FRIENDS"
  • Dr. House from "House MD"
  • Charlie Harper from "Two and a Half Men"
  • Stewie from "Family Guy"
  • I don't watch enough TV to know
Question 6/7

What is the purpose of sarcasm?

  • To break the mood
  • To insult idiots without them finding out about it
  • It's just a way of life
  • It has a purpose?
Question 7/7

Which of these lines are the most sarcastic?

  • "I want to roll my eyes, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs"
  • "It's not easy being drunk all the time. If it were, everyone would do it"
  • "I have a definite opinion on this: I don't care"
  • "I'm fine, it's just my chronic hate disorder flaring up"

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