Every so often, a person close to you will have a secret so intense that their life would be ruined if it ever got out; are you the right person to share it with? How well can you keep a secret? Do your friends ever talk to you about their problems? Only when they're drunk. No. Yes, all the time!. I ain't saying nothing. Do you ever read tabloids? If that's the only thing available. I read a lot of things.... I read Facebook statuses. Do you ever text one friend while on the phone with another? Yes. No. Only if someone calls me. Would you ever blackmail a friend? Only in extreme circumstances. Absolutely not!. Absolutely!. Have you ever let someone cheat off you during an exam? Yes. Yes, then I told the teacher afterwards. Only a close friend. Do you have any "insider jokes" with friends? I have one with each friend. Yes, but they take forever to explain to others. Not really. Do you ever screenshot text messages? All the time. Only if it makes me laugh. I delete every message after I've read it. Did you keep a diary as a child? Yes. No. I tried. I still keep one. Would you ever lie under oath? Never. If it was the right thing to do. If it helped a friend. If I was paid enough. What is the first rule of fight club? I don't know. Never talk about fight club. I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.