Take this quiz to find out which safari animal you are. That way, next time you get lost in the wild, you’ll know who your friends are, and more importantly, who your enemies are! What do you do when you're in a large group of people you don't know? I get to know everyone. I try to blend in. I get nervous and make bad jokes. I tell long stories about my past. What's on your dinner plate? Meat - the redder the better. Fruits and roots. Anything green. I'll eat anything!. How much do you sleep? Not enough. Very few hours, but I do just fine. I sleep more than anyone I know. A solid 8 hours. Who knows, I take naps throughout the day. What's the weirdest thing about your body? My nose is ginormous. I'm stupidly hairy. My limbs are weird sizes. My eyes are too small for my face. I have weird skin patches. Your friend is getting beat up by a bully and you come to their rescue. How do you save them? I knock the dude out with one punch. I provoke the guy and get my butt kicked instead. I gather a group of people to help me take the bully down. I strategically wait until I know I can win. What role do you think women should play? They call all the shots. They are the providers. They raise children, not much else. They are the voice of reason and wisdom. After seeing the same person for a little while, how do you woo them into bed with you? I just ask - that usually works. I show a lot of interest in their interests. I show them my moves - they can't resist my moves. I make a commitment. I make promises I probably can't keep. You are at a club and some drunk is all over your significant other. How do claim what's yours? I grab my boo and leave. Shoving match. With strong words. Fist fight. Your roommates are mad at you. What did you do? I ate all their food. I broke some of their stuff. I was being a smart-aleck. I was too loud last night. I was super awkward around their friends. How would you describe your physical appearance? Plump. Big-boned. Lean. Disproportional. Extremely average.