Which Safari Animal Are You?
What do you do when you're in a large group of people you don't know?
- I get to know everyone
- I try to blend in
- I get nervous and make bad jokes
- I tell long stories about my past
What's on your dinner plate?
- Meat - the redder the better
- Fruits and roots
- Anything green
- I'll eat anything!
How much do you sleep?
- Not enough
- Very few hours, but I do just fine
- I sleep more than anyone I know
- A solid 8 hours
- Who knows, I take naps throughout the day
What's the weirdest thing about your body?
- My nose is ginormous
- I'm stupidly hairy
- My limbs are weird sizes
- My eyes are too small for my face
- I have weird skin patches
Your friend is getting beat up by a bully and you come to their rescue. How do you save them?
- I knock the dude out with one punch
- I provoke the guy and get my butt kicked instead
- I gather a group of people to help me take the bully down
- I strategically wait until I know I can win
What role do you think women should play?
- They call all the shots
- They are the providers
- They raise children, not much else
- They are the voice of reason and wisdom
After seeing the same person for a little while, how do you woo them into bed with you?
- I just ask - that usually works
- I show a lot of interest in their interests
- I show them my moves - they can't resist my moves
- I make a commitment
- I make promises I probably can't keep
You are at a club and some drunk is all over your significant other. How do claim what's yours?
- I grab my boo and leave
- Shoving match
- With strong words
- Fist fight
Your roommates are mad at you. What did you do?
- I ate all their food
- I broke some of their stuff
- I was being a smart-aleck
- I was too loud last night
- I was super awkward around their friends
How would you describe your physical appearance?
- Extremely average