What Famous Mustache Are You?
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Question 1/10

Why do you love a mustache?
- It saves my food for later
- It's damn sexy
- It smells like man
- It keeps spiders out of my mouth
- It's as expressive as a ballet dancer
- It's the foundation of freedom
Question 2/10
Suppose for a second you're a circus performer. What are you?
Question 3/10
You're in the bar, what does your mustache taste like?
- Vodka
- Beer
- Milk
- Denim
- Scotchy-scotch-scotch
- Whisky and sawdust
Question 4/10
What is your mustache's ride?
Question 5/10
What do you wear when you take your mustache out on the town?
Question 6/10

When you find yourself enraptured by a new love, do you consult your mustache?
- Of course. The mustache knows best!
- Periodically, as the relationship develops
- No, the mustache is inert and holds no advice
- Never, the mustache can be vindictive
- Love really isn't my thing... except for my love of the mustache
Question 7/10

What do you call your mustache?
- Reagan
- Sex Panther
- Speed Racer
- Stitchity-Stachitty
- My best friend
- Nothing. I'm afraid it might answer.
Question 8/10
What is your life's quest?
- To find the goodness in the world
- To find the meaning of the world
- To find the humor in the world
- To confront the evils in the world
- To invent an even better spork
Question 9/10

Simple question: Manscaping, yes or no?
- Yes, a healthy lawn requires maintenance
- No, I prefer the bordeline madness look
Question 10/10

Lastly: Shaving a mustache is ______
- Wrong
- Really wrong
- Incomprehensibly wrong
- A mortal sin
- Punishable by death
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