Intelligence, looks, and a great personality are all good, but they’re not the be-all and end-all of attracting others. The be-all and end-all is hygiene. It can repel or attract. Is yours what it could be?
Do you own the following?
All of the above
None of the above
How often do you change your sheets?
More than once a month
Less than once a month
When something extreme happens to them
When I want to impress
How do you cut your nails?
With my teeth
I don't. I use them to play guitar (and cut down trees).
I file them
I clip them
What best describes your toothbrushing schedule?
Once a day
Twice a day
What best describes your flossing schedule?
Once a day
When I brush my teeth
Prior to going to the dentist
When do you wash your hands?
After using the "facilities"
After using the "facilities" - if someone's watching
Constantly, throughout the day
After handling something uniquely nasty
Do you ever drink out of someone else's glass or let them drink out of yours?
It depends who
Yes, I consider it a bonding ritual
If I don't have a cold
No, that's a germ fest
Do you own a loofah or bath brush?
Yes, they were presents
Yes, they're an essential part of my routine
No, I think they're overkill
No, showering is overrated
Do you use the disposable seat protectors in public bathrooms?