What Firework Are You?
Summer vacation time! Pick a destination:
- Theme park
- The beach
- Lake house
- Road trip
What's your summer anthem?
- "Summertime" - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
- "The Boys of Summer" - Don Henley
- "Summer Nights" - Van Halen
- "Island in the Sun" - Weezer
- "California Girls" - The Beach Boys
How far would you travel to get the perfect fireworks?
- Probably just to the closest stand down the street
- The specialty firework store in the neighboring county
- Across the border, that's where all the good stuff is at!
You finish buying fireworks, and on the drive home you notice the cashier didn't give you the correct change. You...
- Shrug it off and keep driving home; it's just a couple of dollars
- Return to the store and get my change
- Return to the store, get my change, and demand some free fireworks for all of the trouble!
Is the glass half-empty or half-full?
- Forget the glass, give me the whole bottle!
Your friend asks you to go sky diving. Are you going?
- No way; too risky!
- No thanks; I can't take the chance of anything messing up these good looks
- Sure, sounds fun
- Hell yes, last one out of the plane buys drinks!
Pick an ice cream flavor:
- Mint chip
- Whiskey and Corn Flakes
You fire up the barbecue, what are you cooking?
- Chicken breasts, nice and healthy
- The classics, hot dogs and hamburgers
- Barbecue? I have a fire pit for roasting a whole pig!
- I don't barbecue - it's too messy and the smoke gets in my hair
Pick a swimsuit:
- A one-piece or swim trunks
- A bikini or speedo
- Au naturale; no tan lines for me!
Where's the best place to watch fireworks?
- In front of my house
- In the park
- In the city, where the parties are at
- On TV