What Insect Are You?
Are you a hard worker?
- I work smart, not hard
- Not so much
- Um… I really have to get back to work
What's your perfect comfort food?
- Anything sweet
- I love me some soup
- Meats... and more meats
- The souls of others
When you fly, you fly…
- First class
- Business class
- Off the handle
Pick a flower!
How many serious relationships have you had?
- Less than five
- More than five
- Define serious
- Define relationship
You’re in the middle of a pretty decent date when your mom calls. What do you do?
- My phone would be off, so that ain’t happening
- Hand the phone to my date
- Ignore it
- Answer it. Family always comes first!
A friend asks you to help them move and you really don’t want to… at all. What do you say to get out of helping them?
- “My back is a wreck, man.”
- “I wish I could, but I’ve got a family thing.”
- “I’m helping another friend move that day. What are the odds?”
- I don’t say anything and help them. I’m such a sucker.
Where would you most like to live?
Are you an early bird or a night owl?
- Mornings rule!
- Nighttime is when I’m at my best!
- What’s wrong with afternoons?
If someone is just pushing EVERY one of your buttons during an argument, how do you respond?
- By pushing their buttons
- By ignoring it and staying focused
- I just walk away before it gets ugly
- I bite their head off