Which Farm Animal Are You?
If you were a farmer, what would be your LEAST favorite part of farming?
- Waking up before dawn
- Being perceived as humble
- The physical exertion
- Not spending enough time with family
- That I work mostly alone
What motivates you to get stuff done?
- The promise of sleep
- The promise of food
- The promise of peace of mind
- My responsibility to others
What do you sound like when you're mad?
- A squeaky toy
- A trombone
- A broken record
- A dying motor
How do you like to help out in the planning of an event?
- I take charge and coordinate
- I do whatever people tell me to
- I make sure everyone is happy
- I tell jokes and keep the mood light
- I hide so I don't have to help
What role do your peers play in the decisions you make?
- Their opinions guide every choice
- I take their advice to heart, but ultimately follow my own
- None, I do what I want
- What peers?
You're asked to fill out a psychological survey, you...
- Rig it so I come out looking like a genius
- I half-ass it - I just want that check
- I see it as an opportunity to meet new people
- I follow the instructions carefully
- I get bored and quit halfway through
Your Internet service keeps dropping for hours at a time. How do you resolve the issue?
- Just wait it out - it will probably fix itself
- I call customer service immediately
- I ask my friends to take a stab at fixing it first
- I write a long complaint letter to the CEO
You just found out that your new buddy is gluten-free. How do you react?
- Me too!
- I can't even imagine that!
- Been thinking about going that route...
- Whatever floats your boat, dude
What are your nightmares made of?
How do you keep yourself safe when you're out after dark in a strange place?
- I always have a buddy
- I try to stay in crowded areas
- I don't worry about that
- I act crazy so no one will approach me
- I carry pepper spray