What Magic 8-Ball Answer Are You?

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Question 1/9

Do people tend to come to you for advice?

  • My life is pretty much a disaster, so no
  • Sometimes, but only really close friends
  • I’m kinda like The Oracle in The Matrix
Question 2/9

You’ve got a couple weeks off and want to get the heck outta town! How do you choose where you’ll go?

  • I ask friends for suggestions
  • I go to a travel agency and look for deals
  • I research the interwebs and read the comments
  • I just get in the car and let my destination find me
Question 3/9

Do you believe in palmistry and fortune-telling?

  • Palm reading, yes
  • Fortune-telling, yes
  • I believe both have their merits
  • They’re both a load of poop
Question 4/9

You’re walking toward your house when a black cat darts from under a ladder, crosses your path, and eats a raven that is pecking on your window. What do you do?

  • I say, “That was weird,” and then go about my day
  • Wait, what happened? I was looking at my phone.
  • I look behind me to make sure a bus isn’t about to hit me
  • I pass out, wake up and then move to a different city
Question 5/9

Are you the type of person to read the last page of a book before you read the first page?

  • All the time
  • No, why the heck would I spoil the ending?
Question 6/9

Just when you’ve finally built up the courage to quit your job and pursue the career of your dreams, you’re offered a promotion and a raise. Do you still quit?

  • Yes, if I’m ready, I’m ready
  • Maybe, but it depends on the size of the raise
  • No, I gotta take the cash. It’s tough out there.
Question 7/9

Do you believe in karma?

  • Yes, it reminds me to be a good person
  • I'm not sure
  • Nah! It’s just another construct to keep people in line
Question 8/9

On your list of things that make you happy, where does money rank?

  • I hate to say it, but pretty high
  • Number one with a bullet!
  • It is nice to have, but it’s not a huge priority
  • It doesn’t. Money makes things easier, but it doesn’t make me happy.
Question 9/9

You're checking out at the grocery store and the cashier gives you $20 too much in change. What do you do?

  • I give it back to the cashier
  • It depends on how much I need the money at that moment
  • Finders keepers, losers weepers!

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