Which Bill Murray Character Are You?

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Question 1/10

When you're forced to use an airport toilet you ________.

  • Sit on it and go
  • Have to use Purell and a paper seat cover
  • Hover like a magic ninja
  • Lose a piece of my soul
  • Ummm... nobody is forcing me to use an airport toilet
Question 2/10

What do you do after a terrible day at work?

  • Go to bed and get ready to do it all again tomorrow
  • Wash the grime and slime off me
  • Order a pizza and listen to some Tito Puente
  • Go swimming in the pool... or the pond
  • Sip a Tanqueray and Tab and roll a few frames
Question 3/10

Would you ever quit your job and just travel?

  • No, I couldn't afford it
  • No, I love my job
  • Where would I go?
  • I already travel enough for work
  • Sign me up!
Question 4/10

What was your favorite class in school?

  • Science
  • Gym
  • Drama
  • Detention
  • The ones I never went to
Question 5/10

What kind of advice are you good at giving?

  • Crazy
  • Career
  • Relationship
  • Gardening
  • Bad
Question 6/10

A cop is writing you a ticket, what's your plan?

  • I try to schmooze my way out of it
  • I throw it in the glovebox with all the rest
  • I wonder why I'm driving a car because I don't own one
  • Do you know who I am?
Question 7/10

What is your greatest fear?

  • Going bald
  • Commitment
  • The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
  • Clowns
  • Remember that airport toilet?
Question 8/10

What do you say to someone who is throwing shade at your best friend?

  • "In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'."
  • "Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."
  • "I want to party with you, cowboy."
  • "Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"
  • "I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to."
Question 9/10

Let's say that same best friend takes you to a nude beach. What do you do?

  • Get naked and dive in!
  • Stay, but keep my naughty bits covered
  • Find a new best friend
  • Take some candid photographs!
Question 10/10

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

  • Become a god!
  • Drink heavily
  • Cross the streams?
  • That pretty much sums up my life

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