Do you have a biting wit? A tasty personality? A delicious way with words? Take our quiz to find out which condiment YOU are! Hungry? Choose something you would eat RIGHT NOW: Steak . French fries. Chicken wings. Toast. Nachos. Sandwich. What do you pick to drink with your meal? Beer. Wine. Tea. Margarita. Just water for me, please. What should be your tagline in your high school yearbook? "Class Clown". "Most Likely To Succeed". "Best Hair". "Sweetest Smile". "Best Eyes". "Future President". Which furry creature is your soulmate? Kitten. Puppy. Bunny. Chinchilla . Fur coat. Pick your celebrity BFF: Taylor Swift. James Franco. Beyonce. Shia LaBeouf. Lorde. Be honest: How many napkins do you usually need when you go out to eat at a restaurant? 1... duh. 2-3. 4-5. Just give me the whole stack!. Choose a salad topping: Bacon bits. Croutons. Sliced tomatos . Anchovies. Crumbled goat cheese. What are you most likely doing on a Friday night? KARAOKE!. I'm out on a date with my main squeeze. I'm at home watching Netflix. I'm hitting up the club with my closest friends. I'm still at the office. Choose a color: White. Black. Red. Yellow. Green. Blue. Brown.