What Hot Sauce Are You?

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Question 1/10

What is your favorite cuisine?

  • Indian/Southeast Asian
  • Mexican/Caribbean
  • African/Middle Eastern
  • Japanese/Korean
  • Chinese
  • American/ Southern
Question 2/10

If you could be a sea creature, which would you be?

  • A whale
  • A shark
  • An octopus
  • A saltwater crocodile
  • A manta ray
  • A dolphin
Question 3/10

You're out at the bar, what kind of wings do you order?

  • Medium
  • Hot
  • Suicide
  • Homicide
  • The kind of wings that I have to sign an insurance waiver to eat
Question 4/10

What do you think of when you hear the word "hot"?

  • The beach
  • The desert
  • A bath
  • Sex
  • Tamales
  • Myself
Question 5/10

Hi! I'll be your server. Can I start you off with something to drink?

  • I'll have a Coke
  • What kind of beer do you have?
  • Can I see your wine list?
  • Coffee, please
  • Tea
  • Can I get something with copious amounts of alcohol in it?
Question 6/10

Well, now a good many of you have a hangover. How do you get rid of it?

  • Hair of the dog!
  • I take a couple aspirin and drink a bathtub full of water
  • I plow through the greasiest food I can find
  • A freezing cold shower is the only way to go
  • Must. Have. Caffeine.
Question 7/10

Buffet! Which of these bugs would you eat if you had to eat one?

  • Ants
  • Grasshoppers
  • Tarantulas
  • Beetles
  • Silkworms
Question 8/10

Where do you look when you're talking to someone?

  • I look them in the eye
  • I look at their mouth
  • I look somewhere behind them
  • I look at my feet
  • I look into their soul
Question 9/10

When people open your fridge do they marvel at your condiment collection?

  • Yes, I'm kind of a condiment hoarder
  • Not really, I only have a few
  • No, but they marvel at my beverage collection
Question 10/10

Finally, what are your feelings on the spork?

  • It's a fine piece of American engineering
  • It's a utensil for kids so they don't put an eye out
  • It's silly and diminishes the gravitas of cutlery
  • He's my favorite wizard in that Star Wars thing
  • I've no idea what a spork is
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