What Hot Sauce Are You?
Do you engulf your mouth in culinary flame just for fun? Do you find yourself laughing at hot wing “challenges”? Well, find out if you can take the heat of our quiz and discover what hot sauce you are!
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Question 1/10
What is your favorite cuisine?
- Indian/Southeast Asian
- Mexican/Caribbean
- African/Middle Eastern
- Japanese/Korean
- Chinese
- American/ Southern
Question 2/10
If you could be a sea creature, which would you be?
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A whale
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A shark
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An octopus
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A saltwater crocodile
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A manta ray
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A dolphin
Question 3/10
You're out at the bar, what kind of wings do you order?
- Medium
- Hot
- Suicide
- Homicide
- The kind of wings that I have to sign an insurance waiver to eat
Question 4/10
What do you think of when you hear the word "hot"?
- The beach
- The desert
- A bath
- Sex
- Tamales
- Myself
Question 5/10
Hi! I'll be your server. Can I start you off with something to drink?
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I'll have a Coke
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What kind of beer do you have?
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Can I see your wine list?
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Coffee, please
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Tea
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Can I get something with copious amounts of alcohol in it?
Question 6/10
Well, now a good many of you have a hangover. How do you get rid of it?
- Hair of the dog!
- I take a couple aspirin and drink a bathtub full of water
- I plow through the greasiest food I can find
- A freezing cold shower is the only way to go
- Must. Have. Caffeine.
Question 7/10
Buffet! Which of these bugs would you eat if you had to eat one?
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Ants
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Grasshoppers
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Tarantulas
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Beetles
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Silkworms
Question 8/10
Where do you look when you're talking to someone?
- I look them in the eye
- I look at their mouth
- I look somewhere behind them
- I look at my feet
- I look into their soul
Question 9/10
When people open your fridge do they marvel at your condiment collection?
- Yes, I'm kind of a condiment hoarder
- Not really, I only have a few
- No, but they marvel at my beverage collection
Question 10/10
Finally, what are your feelings on the spork?
- It's a fine piece of American engineering
- It's a utensil for kids so they don't put an eye out
- It's silly and diminishes the gravitas of cutlery
- He's my favorite wizard in that Star Wars thing
- I've no idea what a spork is
