Do you engulf your mouth in culinary flame just for fun? Do you find yourself laughing at hot wing “challenges”? Well, find out if you can take the heat of our quiz and discover what hot sauce you are!
What is your favorite cuisine?
If you could be a sea creature, which would you be?
A saltwater crocodile
A manta ray
You're out at the bar, what kind of wings do you order?
The kind of wings that I have to sign an insurance waiver to eat
What do you think of when you hear the word "hot"?
Hi! I'll be your server. Can I start you off with something to drink?
I'll have a Coke
What kind of beer do you have?
Can I see your wine list?
Can I get something with copious amounts of alcohol in it?
Well, now a good many of you have a hangover. How do you get rid of it?
Hair of the dog!
I take a couple aspirin and drink a bathtub full of water
I plow through the greasiest food I can find
A freezing cold shower is the only way to go
Must. Have. Caffeine.
Buffet! Which of these bugs would you eat if you had to eat one?
Where do you look when you're talking to someone?
I look them in the eye
I look at their mouth
I look somewhere behind them
I look at my feet
I look into their soul
When people open your fridge do they marvel at your condiment collection?
Yes, I'm kind of a condiment hoarder
Not really, I only have a few
No, but they marvel at my beverage collection
Finally, what are your feelings on the spork?
It's a fine piece of American engineering
It's a utensil for kids so they don't put an eye out