Which Mythical Beast Are You?
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Question 1/10
Your best friend ticks you off while you're in a restaurant, you:
- Throw a glass of water in their face
- Squash their hamburger flat
- Cut their food into tiny pieces and tell them they should eat like the child they are
- Glare until they apologize
Question 2/10

A careless drive rear-ends you while you are sitting at a stoplight, you:
- Exchange information then gesture profanely at them as they drive away
- Rage at them even though they are apologizing profusely
- Literally spit with anger while telling them they are dumb and dangerous
- Calmly interact with them, then kick my own tires until my foot hurts
Question 3/10
You get stuck in an endless phone tree while trying to get technical support for your computer. What do you do?
- Throw the phone at the wall
- Repeatedly push the 9 and 0 even though it does no good
- Yell at the customer service rep when they finally answer
- Give up and figure out the problem myself
Question 4/10
Your boss tells you that you can't look at your Facebook page while at work. How does this make you feel?
- Average mad
- Totally furious
- Do it anyway
- Quit
Question 5/10
If you could use a super power to get even, what would it be?
- Make people's stuff disappear
- Use X-ray vision to snoop into others' private business
- Liquify technology while the owner used it
- Implode and crush stuff telekinetically
Question 6/10
If you bump your head really hard on something, how do you react to the pain and surprise?
- I cry
- I beat the heck out of it
- I scream and dance around dramatically
- I ignore the pain entirely
Question 7/10

The checkout lines are indeterminably long and the person in front of you leaves the line to get a forgotten item; what do you do?
- Give them really dirty looks they can't ignore
- Push their cart aside and buy my stuff
- Stomp off to another line
- I make a big fuss for all to hear
Question 8/10
Your significant other forgets your anniversary, you:
- Go out on a date with someone else
- Yell at them for about an hour
- Tell them how awful they are for days after
- Throw a bunch of their stuff out
Question 9/10

The neighbor's dog always poops on your lawn, how do you get revenge?
- Throw the poop into their yard
- Put it in a bag on their doorstep, torch it, and ring the doorbell
- Throw it at their car when they're not looking
- Put them in a bucket with water and pour the mess on their sidewalk
Question 10/10
If fury were a color, what color would it be?
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