Which Mythical Beast Are You?
Your best friend ticks you off while you're in a restaurant, you:
- Throw a glass of water in their face
- Squash their hamburger flat
- Cut their food into tiny pieces and tell them they should eat like the child they are
- Glare until they apologize
A careless drive rear-ends you while you are sitting at a stoplight, you:
- Exchange information then gesture profanely at them as they drive away
- Rage at them even though they are apologizing profusely
- Literally spit with anger while telling them they are dumb and dangerous
- Calmly interact with them, then kick my own tires until my foot hurts
You get stuck in an endless phone tree while trying to get technical support for your computer. What do you do?
- Throw the phone at the wall
- Repeatedly push the 9 and 0 even though it does no good
- Yell at the customer service rep when they finally answer
- Give up and figure out the problem myself
Your boss tells you that you can't look at your Facebook page while at work. How does this make you feel?
- Average mad
- Totally furious
- Do it anyway
If you could use a super power to get even, what would it be?
- Make people's stuff disappear
- Use X-ray vision to snoop into others' private business
- Liquify technology while the owner used it
- Implode and crush stuff telekinetically
If you bump your head really hard on something, how do you react to the pain and surprise?
- I cry
- I beat the heck out of it
- I scream and dance around dramatically
- I ignore the pain entirely
The checkout lines are indeterminably long and the person in front of you leaves the line to get a forgotten item; what do you do?
- Give them really dirty looks they can't ignore
- Push their cart aside and buy my stuff
- Stomp off to another line
- I make a big fuss for all to hear
Your significant other forgets your anniversary, you:
- Go out on a date with someone else
- Yell at them for about an hour
- Tell them how awful they are for days after
- Throw a bunch of their stuff out
The neighbor's dog always poops on your lawn, how do you get revenge?
- Throw the poop into their yard
- Put it in a bag on their doorstep, torch it, and ring the doorbell
- Throw it at their car when they're not looking
- Put them in a bucket with water and pour the mess on their sidewalk
If fury were a color, what color would it be?
- Deepest black
- Blood red
- Midnight blue
- Frosty white
- Steel gray
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