Which Mythical Beast Are You?

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Question 1/10

Your best friend ticks you off while you're in a restaurant, you:

Throw a glass of water in their face
Squash their hamburger flat
Cut their food into tiny pieces and tell them they should eat like the child they are
Glare until they apologize

Question 2/10

A careless drive rear-ends you while you are sitting at a stoplight, you:

Exchange information then gesture profanely at them as they drive away
Rage at them even though they are apologizing profusely
Literally spit with anger while telling them they are dumb and dangerous
Calmly interact with them, then kick my own tires until my foot hurts

Question 3/10

You get stuck in an endless phone tree while trying to get technical support for your computer. What do you do?

Throw the phone at the wall
Repeatedly push the 9 and 0 even though it does no good
Yell at the customer service rep when they finally answer
Give up and figure out the problem myself

Question 4/10

Your boss tells you that you can't look at your Facebook page while at work. How does this make you feel?

Average mad
Totally furious
Do it anyway
Quit

Question 5/10

If you could use a super power to get even, what would it be?

Make people's stuff disappear
Use X-ray vision to snoop into others' private business
Liquify technology while the owner used it
Implode and crush stuff telekinetically

Question 6/10

If you bump your head really hard on something, how do you react to the pain and surprise?

I cry
I beat the heck out of it
I scream and dance around dramatically
I ignore the pain entirely

Question 7/10

The checkout lines are indeterminably long and the person in front of you leaves the line to get a forgotten item; what do you do?

Give them really dirty looks they can't ignore
Push their cart aside and buy my stuff
Stomp off to another line
I make a big fuss for all to hear

Question 8/10

Your significant other forgets your anniversary, you:

Go out on a date with someone else
Yell at them for about an hour
Tell them how awful they are for days after
Throw a bunch of their stuff out

Question 9/10

The neighbor's dog always poops on your lawn, how do you get revenge?

Throw the poop into their yard
Put it in a bag on their doorstep, torch it, and ring the doorbell
Throw it at their car when they're not looking
Put them in a bucket with water and pour the mess on their sidewalk

Question 10/10

If fury were a color, what color would it be?

Deepest black
Blood red

Midnight blue
Frosty white

Steel gray

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