Which Punk Band Are You?

God save the quiz! Believe it, man! Strap it on, lace ‘em up, and then take this quiz to find out which punk band you are!

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Question 1/10

All right, first question! You’re down the pub and your best mate leaves you out of pocket for all the booze. What do you do?

I beg-off to the bartender, pay my half and swear I’ll get the rest
I run out of the bar and never go back!
I pay it all, find my mate and kick his arse
I find a friend in the pub and borrow the dosh
I ask if I can work it off behind the bar
I don’t drink so that wouldn’t happen

Question 2/10

Mosh?

Is the Queen Anglican?
No, I’m too old for that shite
No, I’m too cool for that shite
Maybe, if I’m really sotted
Depends on the band

Question 3/10

Tube, taxi, walk, drive, bus or riot? No Uber. Never Uber.

Tube
Taxi

Walk
Drive

Bus
Riot

Question 4/10

You wake up with a tattoo on your arm (no, you have no idea where you got it), what do you do?

Go get the Neosporin and the cling film
Go to the mirror to see if I got another on my face
Go get a beer
Go back to sleep
Go find out what the hell happened last night

Question 5/10

Now, you wake up with a stranger in your bed (no, you have no idea where you got it), what do you do?

Ask them who they are and how we got here
Ask them if they want a beer
Freak out!
Send them out the door with a boot in the arse
Check for a pulse

Question 6/10

Have you ever hit the floor hard during or immediately after a stage dive?

I don’t do the whole diving thing
Nope. People always catch me
Once
More than once
What was the question?

Question 7/10

Can you smell a mistake before it happens (not including that stage dive)?

Unfortunately, I don’t smell them until after
Yep, I’ve made enough to recognize them
Other people’s? Yes. Mine? Not so much.

Question 8/10

How would you react if someone puked in your car?

I’d ask if they were all right
I’d set them on the curb and drive away
I’d make a beeline to the nearest car wash
I’d punch them in the face
I’d know it was Saturday

Question 9/10

Punk can be a fashion statement. What do you wear to a show?

Jeans, a tee-shirt, and Chucks
Creased Dickies, a white tank, and braces
Leather top to bottom
A suit and zip-up boots
As long as I have my Docs, I’m good

Question 10/10

All right, last question! Even if you weren’t there at the time, punk means something to everyone. What does it mean to you?

Freedom
Empowerment
Sex
Drugs
Revolution
Poseurs