Tom Watson (’82 champ) once said, “It takes courage to win the U.S. Open, more courage than it takes for any other tournament.” Do you have the courage to find out which golfing great you are? What best describes the person you last went on a date with? Caddy. Bogey. Birdie. Water hazard. What's your favorite golf "tee shirt" say? I like big putts and I cannot lie. Live, love, golf. It takes balls to golf like me. May the course be with you. Hit it, find it, hit it again. What would your BFF say your "game" is like? An approach putt - I approach, but.... Below the hole - just not quite there.... Depth charge - boom, done!. Sand trap - they fall in and I've got 'em!. If you were a golf ball, which brand would you be? Titleist. Cobra. Pinnacle. Maxfli. Ping. Which Hollywood celebrity golfers would you like to hang with? Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear. Samuel L. Jackson and his putter. Hugh Grant and his flavor of the month. Cheech Marin and his, well, cheech. Which of these golf lyrics makes you want to know the next line? Find the course, park in the back lot.... They call it a wood, but there's no sign of logs.... The drive felt long but the cart ride was brief.... Sometimes a shot heads straight at someone's core.... When someone sits through a green light in front of you, which of these things would you like to yell at them? Get out of the way banana ball!. Stupid cart jockey!. Wake up and step on it, hacker!. Move it, worm burner!. Which of these things would you most like to have in your garage? . . . . . What's your favorite thing about going to the country club? Beautiful people in short shorts. The pool bar. Driving golf carts through the woods. They haven't let me back in for years. What golf club best describes your self discipline? Iron. Wood. Driver.