Which White Lotus Season 3 Cast Member Are You?
Resort glam meets twisted satire, which White Lotus star are you?
By BrainFall Staff - Published: April 21, 2025
The White Lotus Season 3 drops us into the steamy landscapes of Ko Samui, Thailand, where nothing is tranquil for long. You’ll join the Ratliffs: Piper, Victoria and Timothy, whose family therapy trip spirals into attempted poisoning, near death mishaps and clipped British tirades. Nearby, influencer trio Jaclyn, Kate and Laurie chase spa bliss and social clout, while Rick Hatchett’s vendetta ends in a fatal twist. Watching over them all is Gaitok, the wry security guard who sees everything but speaks little.
Will you channel Piper’s spiritual restlessness as she abandons monastery life for selfies at the infinity pool? Or adopt Victoria’s perfectly enunciated ‘Darling’ while dosing on Lorazepam between discipline and disdain? Maybe you’re the anxious Timothy, calculating each breather to save his empire, or the resourceful Jaclyn, turning every calamity into content gold. Ready to check in and reveal your White Lotus persona? Answer these quirky resort scenarios, spoilers included, and let the drama begin!