You are running late for work, but you pass by a guitar store. What do you do?
- Go to work. I don't wanna get fired!
- Admire the guitars for a moment, then keep moving
- Go inside and shred for 10 minutes
- Quit my job and buy the axe hanging in the window
Which holiday is your favorite?
- New Years' Eve
- 4th of July
- Valentine's Day
Here's your guitar. How do you make her squeal?
- Pinched harmonic on the 21st fret
- Muted power chords
- I don't play guitar
- Can't I play an acoustic?
Choose your dream occupation:
- Sci-fi novelist
- Instagram celebrity
Pick your favorite tattoo:
It's movie night. What's it gonna be?
- "The Notebook"
- "Mad Max: Fury Road"
- "Home Alone"
- "Conan the Barbarian"
Be honest: Do you have neck problems?
- From headbanging? You betcha!
- Alas... I can't headbang anymore...
- My neck is peachy-keen
You're going to court tomorrow to fight a traffic ticket. How do you plead?
- Not guilty; I always follow the rules
- Guilty; I was going pretty slow considering I was listening to Slayer!
When you were 14, what was your wildest fantasy?
- Being popular
- Front-row tickets for OzzFest
- Asking out my crush
- Becoming Dungeon Master
- Getting straight A's
You're hosting a surprise party for your best friend. Where are you gonna have it?
- In my basement, naturally
- At the local sports bar
- At the local morgue
- Chuck E Cheese