Do you play air guitar on the bus? Headphones broken from overuse? We know you like it Heavy, but do you really know how to turn it up to 11? Take this quiz and find out how "Metal" you truly are! You are running late for work, but you pass by a guitar store. What do you do? Go to work. I don't wanna get fired!. Admire the guitars for a moment, then keep moving. Go inside and shred for 10 minutes. Quit my job and buy the axe hanging in the window. Which holiday is your favorite? Christmas. New Years' Eve. Halloween. 4th of July. Valentine's Day. Here's your guitar. How do you make her squeal? Pinched harmonic on the 21st fret. Muted power chords. I don't play guitar. Can't I play an acoustic?. Choose your dream occupation: Sci-fi novelist. Roadie. Instagram celebrity. Gravedigger. Politician. Pick your favorite tattoo: . . . . It's movie night. What's it gonna be? "The Notebook". "Mad Max: Fury Road". "Home Alone". "Conan the Barbarian". Be honest: Do you have neck problems? From headbanging? You betcha!. Alas... I can't headbang anymore.... My neck is peachy-keen. You're going to court tomorrow to fight a traffic ticket. How do you plead? Not guilty; I always follow the rules. Guilty; I was going pretty slow considering I was listening to Slayer!. When you were 14, what was your wildest fantasy? Being popular. Front-row tickets for OzzFest. Asking out my crush. Becoming Dungeon Master. Getting straight A's. You're hosting a surprise party for your best friend. Where are you gonna have it? In my basement, naturally. At the local sports bar. At the local morgue. Chuck E Cheese.