Which Metal Song Are You?

Which Metal Song Are You?

Which Metal Song Are You?

Metal speaks to our deepest feelings. It digs at our rawest nerves. It attacks at breakneck speed or comes more slowly in drones. In short, metal is much more complex and nuanced than most people realize! So take the quiz and find out which metal song describes you!

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Question 1/10

You’re alone on a long drive. There’s nobody to talk to and nothing but a radio. Your station?

Classic rock
Country
NPR
Soul
I just drive fast and eat the silence like candy

Question 2/10

Old metal, new metal, or any metal?

Old
New
ANY!

Question 3/10

Happiness is…

A journey, not a destination
A stack of amps
Faster than you think
Overrated
A myth

Question 4/10

It’s 2AM after a show and you need to put some food in your face! Options are limited, so what are you eating on the street?

A pretzel? Chips?
Dirty. Water. Dog.
Whatever's available
Beer

Question 5/10

Do you get all political?

Yeah… I’m kinda obsessed
I can, but it has to be personal
What are these politics of which you speak?

Question 6/10

If you found a stray dog, what would you do?

Ignore it
Call a no-kill shelter
Keep it
Play with it

Question 7/10

If satan called you on the phone and asked you to meet him for drinks, would you go?

Hell yes!
NO!
Is he buying?
Um, yeah... satan doesn’t exist

Question 8/10

What would you drink… with satan?

Tequila… lots of tequila
Jack and regret
Beer
I’ll have what he’s having
Soda for me

Question 9/10

A big-time-glass-breaking argument goes down with your best friend! How long does it take for you guys to work it out?

I’m pretty stubborn. Maybe never.
A few days
A few hours
A few minutes

Question 10/10

Name an in-the-dark tripping hazard in your bedroom:

A cat
Leather pants
A giant stuffed animal
“Paraphernalia”

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