Are You A Penguin?
What do you do when the temperature drops below 50 degrees?
- Complain that it’s still too hot
- Get excited for cooler temps
- Bundle up in 36 layers of clothing and five blankets
When you commit to a relationship it’s…
- For life
- For the fun times
- Probably a lie
- A miracle
What's your favorite kind of seafood?
- Sushi. Crudo. Anything raw!
- All-you-can-eat fried anything!
- Yeah… not really into fish
Where would you put yourself on the Cuteness Scale?
- Cuter than a panda on a trampoline
- Cuter than a puppy sliding on a slippery floor
- Cuter than a kitten stuck in a cereal box
- Cuter than a Florida man shaving his back
What is black and white and red all over?
- A penguin with a sunburn
- A panda in a field of strawberries
- An embarrassed skunk