Are You An A**hole?

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Question 1/10

Your friend tells you a story about the time he pooped his pants in a movie theater. He begs you not to tell anyone. Is his secret safe with you?

  • My lips are sealed! I don't want him to feel any worse than he already does!
  • I might let it slip during a moment of weakness
  • I won't tell other people, but I'll never let him forget it!
  • Hahaha. Sorry Mr. Pooped-My-Pants, I'm telling everyone!
Question 2/10

Have you ever read someone else's diary, or snooped through their emails?

  • Yep, haha
  • I've done this before, and felt terrible about it
  • No, I always respect other people's privacy
Question 3/10

Would you consider breaking up with someone via text message?

  • I've done it before
  • I might consider it...
  • No, that's a horrible way to break up
Question 4/10

When driving, how much space do you leave between you and the car in front of you?

  • 8 car-lengths
  • 4 car-lengths
  • 1 car-length
  • Close enough to pick my teeth in the other guy's mirrors!
Question 5/10

Imagine this scenario: You are *craving* an ice cream bar but there is only one left in the freezer and it is your roommate's. He/She is out for the night. What happens next?

  • You eat the ice cream bar with no intention of replacing it
  • You eat the ice cream bar and make a mental note to buy them an ice cream bar... someday
  • Riddled with guilt, you eat the ice cream bar, pledging to replace it ASAP
  • You go to the store and buy your own ice cream bar
Question 6/10

Have you ever borrowed something from a friend with absolutely no intention of returning it?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Well... I *intended* to return it but uh... it just didn't... uh... happen. Yeah.
Question 7/10

Have you ever "dine and dashed" (eaten at a restaurant and left without paying)?

  • No, that's a horrible thing to do
  • No, but it sounds like fun!
  • Maybe. I usually just assume my friends have already paid.
  • Yep... it's actually really fun!
Question 8/10

Be honest now... Do you say "Please" and "Thank you"?

  • Rarely
  • Sometimes
  • Often
  • Nearly always
Question 9/10

You are standing in a public pool, surrounded by other people. The urge to urinate unexpectedly overtakes you. What happens next?

  • You pee, secretly delighting in the idea of everyone else swimming in it
  • You pee, no one will know and that's what chlorine is for
  • What kind of monster would pee in a public pool? You go find a bathroom!
Question 10/10

Someone is waving at you to hold the elevator for them just as the doors begin to close. What do you do?

  • Be sure to smile and maintain eye contact with the person as the doors shut.
  • Reach for the "open" button, and pretend to push it.
  • I hold the elevator for them!
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