Are You An A**hole?

If you’re like us, you’ve probably made a few a**hole moves in your life. But does that make YOU an a**hole? Take this quiz to see how bad you really are…

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Question 1/10

Your friend tells you a story about the time he pooped his pants in a movie theater. He begs you not to tell anyone. Is his secret safe with you?

My lips are sealed! I don't want him to feel any worse than he already does!
I might let it slip during a moment of weakness
I won't tell other people, but I'll never let him forget it!
Hahaha. Sorry Mr. Pooped-My-Pants, I'm telling everyone!

Question 2/10

Have you ever read someone else's diary, or snooped through their emails?

Yep, haha
I've done this before, and felt terrible about it
No, I always respect other people's privacy

Question 3/10

Would you consider breaking up with someone via text message?

I've done it before
I might consider it...
No, that's a horrible way to break up

Question 4/10

When driving, how much space do you leave between you and the car in front of you?

8 car-lengths
4 car-lengths
1 car-length
Close enough to pick my teeth in the other guy's mirrors!

Question 5/10

Imagine this scenario: You are craving an ice cream bar but there is only one left in the freezer and it is your roommate's. He/She is out for the night. What happens next?

You eat the ice cream bar with no intention of replacing it
You eat the ice cream bar and make a mental note to buy them an ice cream bar... someday
Riddled with guilt, you eat the ice cream bar, pledging to replace it ASAP
You go to the store and buy your own ice cream bar

Question 6/10

Have you ever borrowed something from a friend with absolutely no intention of returning it?

Yes
No
Well... I *intended* to return it but uh... it just didn't... uh... happen. Yeah.

Question 7/10

Have you ever "dine and dashed" (eaten at a restaurant and left without paying)?

No, that's a horrible thing to do
No, but it sounds like fun!
Maybe. I usually just assume my friends have already paid.
Yep... it's actually really fun!

Question 8/10

Be honest now... Do you say "Please" and "Thank you"?

Rarely
Sometimes
Often
Nearly always

Question 9/10

You are standing in a public pool, surrounded by other people. The urge to urinate unexpectedly overtakes you. What happens next?

You pee, secretly delighting in the idea of everyone else swimming in it
You pee, no one will know and that's what chlorine is for
What kind of monster would pee in a public pool? You go find a bathroom!

Question 10/10

Someone is waving at you to hold the elevator for them just as the doors begin to close. What do you do?

Be sure to smile and maintain eye contact with the person as the doors shut.
Reach for the "open" button, and pretend to push it.
I hold the elevator for them!

Calculating Result...

Are You An A**hole?

Are You An A**hole?

Your friend tells you a story about the time he pooped his pants in a movie theater. He begs you not to tell anyone. Is his secret safe with you?

Have you ever read someone else's diary, or snooped through their emails?

Would you consider breaking up with someone via text message?

When driving, how much space do you leave between you and the car in front of you?

Imagine this scenario: You are *craving* an ice cream bar but there is only one left in the freezer and it is your roommate's. He/She is out for the night. What happens next?

Have you ever borrowed something from a friend with absolutely no intention of returning it?

Have you ever "dine and dashed" (eaten at a restaurant and left without paying)?

Be honest now... Do you say "Please" and "Thank you"?

You are standing in a public pool, surrounded by other people. The urge to urinate unexpectedly overtakes you. What happens next?

Someone is waving at you to hold the elevator for them just as the doors begin to close. What do you do?

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Imagine this scenario: You are craving an ice cream bar but there is only one left in the freezer and it is your roommate's. He/She is out for the night. What happens next?