What Kind Of A**hole Are You?
Who was the last person to call you an a**hole?
- Family member
- Friend or coworker
- Romantic partner
- Random stranger
A friend of yours had a really bad day and calls you to vent. How do you respond?
- Listen for a bit then begin to talk about my day
- Give them advice on how to handle their problems
- Immediately feel better about my day
- Fake a bad connection and hang up
In middle school, you got in trouble for...
- Arguing with the teacher
- Talking during class
You decide to take a road trip. What do you listen to in the car?
- Talk radio
- My own playlist
- Local radio stations
- Satellite radio
At the coffee shop, what do you typically order?
- Double espresso
- Latte with extra foam
- Iced coffee
- Tea. I don't like coffee
Which of the following annoys you the most?
- My car is in the shop and I don't get a free loaner
- It's too hot or cold inside a restaurant
- Being by myself and not having anybody to talk to
- Spotting a grammar error on a sign
Everyone has bad habits when driving. Which of the following is your worst?
- Not using the turn signal
- Cutting people off
- Driving too fast
How many friends of yours are also a**holes?
- Not many. My family is another story though...
- None! I love my friends.
- Ugh too many, but I love those assholes.
- Only a few. I try to avoid them.
- Seems like I'm meeting another asshole every day.
Love 'em or hate 'em, a**holes can be entertaining. Which a**hole character is your favorite?
- Joffrey Baratheon
- House, M.D.
- Sterling Archer
- Frank Underwood
If you're not being called an a**hole, you're also known as...
- A jerk
- A smart ass
- A dick
- A bitch