How Devious Are You?

By BrainFall Staff - Updated: March 15, 2024

Curiosity about our own sneakiness often tiptoes into our thoughts; after all, who doesn’t love a little harmless mischief now and then? If you’ve ever wondered where you fall on the scale of sly fox to innocent bystander, the “How Devious Are You?” quiz promises to reveal just how crafty you can be. With a sprinkle of wit and a dash of playful questions, this quiz peeks into your mischievous side, showing you just how cunning you are—or aren’t. Perhaps it’s time to discover if you’re the mastermind behind the prank of the century or the unsuspecting friend who walks into the whoopee cushion’s embrace time and again.

Why you should take this quiz

Ever wondered how sly you can be? Taking the How Devious Are You? quiz might just be the most entertaining way to unravel your mischievous side without actually pulling a prank on your coworkers. Here’s why giving this quiz a go is a brilliant idea:

Self-discovery: It’s always intriguing to peel back the layers of your personality like a spy uncovering secrets.
Just for fun: Hey, not everything in life has to be serious! Inject a bit of playfulness into your day.
Harmless mischief: Learn about your devious traits in a totally safe and judgment-free zone.
Conversation starter: The results could be a hilarious topic at your next social gathering or virtual hangout.

Before diving into the quiz, here are a few quick pointers to get you in the mood:

Have a laugh! This is all in good spirit.
Answer honestly – there’s no right or wrong here.
Imagine the possibilities. A sprinkle of cunning can be quite handy, you know?

So, are you the master of mischief or as innocent as a saint? It’s time to find out. Dust off that devilish grin, and let’s see how your devious dial measures up!

Time to find out where you fall on the devious spectrum, from a natural Mephistopheles, to the paradigm of morality!

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Question 1/11

You're playing Texas Hold'em with a couple acquaintances, and there's a good chunk of change on the line. You're dealt a horrible hand, you...

would never get dealt a horrible hand...I'd stack the deck.
collude with the other shark at the table.
bluff.
fold.

Question 2/11

Your best friend tells you a secret, and you have the opportunity to divulge it for personal gain. You...

would never even consider it.
would never even find yourself in that situation.
give it up instantly.
depends what's on the line.

Question 3/11

A situation comes up at work in which you can personally profit at the expense of the company. Would you do it?

Depends how badly they'd be affected.
Not if it means breaking any laws.
Why would I do something that has negative consequences for my employer?
I don't work for profit.
As long as I probably won't get caught.

Question 4/11

There's a death in the family, and you stand to inherit a large chunk of change; however, there is contention over how to divide the money. How do you approach this situation?

Pit them against each other and hatch a plan to take it all!
Team up with my evil twin and coerce the others into taking less.
How much is at stake? I need more info.
I'm happy to be getting anything at all.

Question 5/11

You and your roommates are trying to come up with a fair method for dividing rent. What do you suggest?

An equation that takes into consideration the square footage.
Split it evenly. This is a home, and we're all friends.
I found the apartment, therefore I'm setting the terms.
Consult with each person separately and find an ally; we'll both come out on top.

Question 6/11

A woman drops a bag full of cash on a windy day, and the money is blown into the street. You...

Chase after the money, return some...but not all.
This is not something I'd want to get mixed up in.
Chase after the money and return it to its owner.
Find out how much the woman lost, and offer to gift her the difference.
Grab as much as you can and run.

Question 7/11

You recently started dating somebody, and are then introduced to their much hotter, cooler friend...and there's chemistry. You would...

see if I could date both of them, just for the thrill of it.
find a way to get myself broken up in order to pursue the hotter friend.
break up with the person and openly start dating the hotter friend.
stand back and let it all play out - there's power in pretending not to care.
Give your original date a chance. Break up honestly when it's not working out.

Question 8/11

You walk into a convenience store in need of some water only to discover that the cashier is nowhere to be found. There's no chance anyone will see you. You...

Find another store.
I would stand guard until the cashier returns.
I would grab what I need and throw the correct change on the table.
I would take what I need and bolt. Their fault!

Question 9/11

What would most likely be on your bookshelf:

The Power Broker.
How to Win Friends and Influence People.
Great Expectations.
The Bible.

Question 10/11

Stealing Internet from your neighbors?

Of course.
As long as it's high speed.
Only if they wouldn't notice a difference in bandwidth.
Until I get my own.
Nah. That's lame.

Question 11/11

Your lover leaves his/her email open on your computer.

It's tempting, but I won't peek!
Close it immediately. I believe in privacy.
Search for banking information, SSN, passwords, etc. Leverage for later.
Search for anything incriminating that may affect me.

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