Are you the meanest gunfighter in the Wild West? Or will you be pushin’ up daisies 15 minutes after the movie starts? How Long Would You Last In A Spaghetti Western? Which hat will you wear? Choose wisely. Derby. Slouch hat. Sombrero. No hat for me, thanks. What's the name of your trusted steed? Silver, like the Lone Ranger. Midnight, like Clint Eastwood. Black Beauty. My Little Pony. Draw! Hold on, let me grab a sheet of paper.... Wait, what?. Pow! You're dead!. Your opponent is cheating at cards and won all your money. How do you handle it? Flip the table and start blasting. Call them a cheat and challenge them to a gun duel. Politely ask them to return my money. Call them a big meanie and threaten to tell the sheriff. What does "high noon" mean? Up on a hill at 12 o'clock. Exactly noon. It's a greeting used by Indians. Half past noon. You find yourself in the middle of a shootout. You... Hide under a table. Start shooting random people . Take cover and return fire. You've been shot. What will you do? High tail it to the doctor. Stop the bleeding with a makeshift tourniquet. Pour some whiskey on the wound to sterilize it. Cry for my momma. There's now a bounty on your head. You... Hide in the mountains for a while. Shoot everyone. Don't worry about it. The sheriff would like to speak to you regarding your tendency to shoot people at the drop of a hat and general disregard for the law. What do you do next? Hop on my horse and get out of town. Shoot the sheriff. Bribe the sheriff. Have a nice chat. Who's your partner in crime? The Man with No Name. Doc Holliday. Quick Draw McGraw. Yosemite Sam.