Sometimes everything in our lives is right on track. Work, family, friends, romance, all seem to fall into place. And other times…well…we can be a bit of a trainwreck. How big of a trainwreck are you? How often do you show up late to work? Pretty often, but better late than never. Every once in a while. I have never been late for work a single day in my life. This question (wrongly) assumes I have a job. A lot, but in the state I'm usually in, I'm better off NOT showing up. What are you most likely to be arrested for? Well, check my record, most of the big ones are already on there. I could see myself spending a night in the drunk tank. Why, are you a cop?. If I'm ever arrested, it will be from structural flaws in our law enforcement system. You're at a wedding and you notice the groom's fly is down. What do you do? Discreetly signal him to "XYZ". Whisper something to my friends. Nothing, but I can't stop staring. What? Sorry, I already blurted something out while I was considering the question.. You're in a relationship, but you see someone at a bar you're attracted to, and you both seem to like each other. What do you do? I'll flirt a little, but just for fun. What's the holdup? I'm going for it!. I wouldn't DO anything, but no harm in getting a number in case things work out. Stay loyal. No question.. What's your drink of choice? Red wine. Goldschlager, straight from the bottle. Water. Anything there's a lot of. A nice mixed drink. How do you want to be remembered? As the main character in a lot of funny stories. I'm not sure I want to remember anything. As a responsible member of the community. As the life of the party. What animal could you see yourself reincarnated as? An ant. Another human. A Tasmanian devil. A cat. A bonobo. How many hours of sleep do you get each night? Well, I'm "sleeping" plenty ;). 7-9 hours. I do more of my sleeping after the night. Not enough. How long do you expect your next relationship to last? I don't really do "relationships". Until the end of the night, unless I can sneak out before the end of the night. Next? I'll my current relationship until death do us part!. Until the person I'm dating messes something up. I don't have any particular expectations - just like to see what happens. You're making a phone call - who's on the other line? My BFF, listening to my complaints. My significant other, wondering why I'm not home. My doctor - I need to schedule my six-month checkup. My ex's voicemail.