Sometimes everything in our lives is right on track. Work, family, friends, romance, all seem to fall into place. And other times…well…we can be a bit of a trainwreck. How big of a trainwreck are you?
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Question 1/10
How often do you show up late to work?
Pretty often, but better late than never
Every once in a while
I have never been late for work a single day in my life
This question (wrongly) assumes I have a job
A lot, but in the state I'm usually in, I'm better off NOT showing up
Question 2/10
What are you most likely to be arrested for?
Well, check my record, most of the big ones are already on there
I could see myself spending a night in the drunk tank
Why, are you a cop?
If I'm ever arrested, it will be from structural flaws in our law enforcement system
Question 3/10
You're at a wedding and you notice the groom's fly is down. What do you do?
Discreetly signal him to "XYZ"
Whisper something to my friends
Nothing, but I can't stop staring
What? Sorry, I already blurted something out while I was considering the question.
Question 4/10
You're in a relationship, but you see someone at a bar you're attracted to, and you both seem to like each other. What do you do?
I'll flirt a little, but just for fun
What's the holdup? I'm going for it!
I wouldn't DO anything, but no harm in getting a number in case things work out
Stay loyal. No question.
Question 5/10
What's your drink of choice?
Red wine
Goldschlager, straight from the bottle
Water
Anything there's a lot of
A nice mixed drink
Question 6/10
How do you want to be remembered?
As the main character in a lot of funny stories
I'm not sure I want to remember anything
As a responsible member of the community
As the life of the party
Question 7/10
What animal could you see yourself reincarnated as?
An ant
Another human
A Tasmanian devil
A cat
A bonobo
Question 8/10
How many hours of sleep do you get each night?
Well, I'm "sleeping" plenty ;)
7-9 hours
I do more of my sleeping after the night
Not enough
Question 9/10
How long do you expect your next relationship to last?
I don't really do "relationships"
Until the end of the night, unless I can sneak out before the end of the night
Next? I'll my current relationship until death do us part!
Until the person I'm dating messes something up
I don't have any particular expectations - just like to see what happens
Question 10/10
You're making a phone call - who's on the other line?
My BFF, listening to my complaints
My significant other, wondering why I'm not home
My doctor - I need to schedule my six-month checkup
