Would your life make a great film? Well every great film needs a great director. Take this quiz to find out who would direct the movie about YOUR life. What do you feel is the most important quality in a soul mate? A great sense of humor. An attractive build. A deep sense of spirituality. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Spend two hours in the bathroom to make myself presentable.. Drop to my knees and pray for forgiveness.. Take a brisk morning jog.. Crawl back into bed - I am so not a morning person.. Which of these singers inspires you the most? Louis Armstrong. Edith Piaf. Johnny Rotten. Kelly Clarkson. Jim Morrison. Your ideal kiss..? A gentle peck on the cheek.. Passionate and sloppy.. Tickles me and makes me laugh.. Is delivered with a playful bite.. Sweet and loving.. Which of these would be the punchline to a joke you would tell? "... and that's why you should never trust Sigmund Freud.". "... but the second guy was dead.". "To get to the other side.". "... and God said, 'me too!'". I don't tell jokes. Ever.. What do you think of Greece? Great ancient philosophers.. Great food.. I love their meticulously crafted statues and paintings.. I love their upbeat, life-affirming music.. Children are..? The people I most identify with.. Not useful to me at all.. Hilarious!. So innocent!. Just waiting to be corrupted.. What do you think of heavy metal music? Too sloppy for me.. I don't like music that angry and dark.. I love the energy and intensity of it.. I don't like any music from the last fifty years.. How do you like to party? I don't. . I prefer small gatherings.. The louder and crazier the better!. A gathering on a meticulously decorated lawn.. Which musical instrument do you play or would like to play? The clarinet. A grand piano. An electric guitar. The viola. The banjo.