Which of these do you find the funniest?
- A lapel carnation that shoots water
- Saturday Night Live
Choose a Halloween costume you are most likely to wear:
- Food item
How do you like your fries?
- I don't like fries
- Shaped like dinosaurs
Do your socks match?
- They match my clothes but not each other
- I wear whatever's clean
Whose work are you most familiar with?
- Penn and Teller
- Mother Teresa
- Albert Einstein
- Sigmund Freud
Which is the most important piece of home decor?
- Refrigerator magnets
- Fun pictures
Are your friends or family ever embarrassed to be seen with you?
- My family tell people I'm adopted
- They are honored to be in my company
- I always wondered why my friends walk 20 feet ahead of me...
- Not after a few drinks
What role do you play in a group meeting?
- I take charge
- I do what I'm told
- I make everyone laugh
- I take a nap
Which of these would you most like to see?
- The Grand Canyon
- A Broadway show
- The Washington Monument
- Somebody with toilet paper on their shoe