Do you belong in LA? Let us break it down for you. Do you like the rain? I hate rain with every fiber of my being. The rain sucks, that’s why I moved (want to move) to LA!. I enjoy complaining about the rain. I love the rain cuz I so rarely see it. Have you ever driven a long distance to a gym in order to run on the treadmill? (BE HONEST!) Yes. No. About how long is your daily commute? Under 15 minutes. Under 30 minutes. Under 45 minutes. :( :( :(. How many times have you been to Las Vegas Never. Once. A few times. I lost track long ago. When you travel to other states and see the gas prices you… Balk at the markups. Heave a sigh of relief. Want to cry. You’re visiting a friend in Wisconsin and they suggest going to a local Mexican restaurant that is “actually very authentic.” You… Suggest Taco Bell instead. Go check it out! You like authentic Mexican food way more than Taco Bell. Ask if there are any “authentic cheese restaurants” you could sample instead. Run. Run away and never look back.. Describe your last conversation with a homeless person. I haven’t ever had a conversation with a homeless person. Something trivial, I try to avoid them these days.. I told him that his script was pretty good but he needed to develop the characters a little more. How many celebrities have you seen out on the streets in the past 5 years? None. One, maybe. He kinda looked like Charlie Sheen or something.. A few. I've lost count. When it’s too cold outside to do anything, how do you spend your time at home? Surf the net, watch some movies. Curl up with a good book. Warm myself up with a nice cuppa tea. I’m confused, what do you mean by “too cold outside”?. For you, Los Angeles represents… Liberal excess. Sunshine and good times. Hollywood!. A thriving multi-cultural community in which anything is possible (and probably has already been done)..