Are you a techno-hipster? A Silicon Valley Kickstarter? Do you have what it takes to be a West Coast superstar? Take this quiz to find out just how Bay Area YOU are! What do you usually wear to work? Neatly pressed suit and tie. Black slacks and a fitted collared shirt. Jeans, a T-shirt, and a hoodie. Whatever I slept in. What do you call San Francisco? "The City". "San Fran". "SF". "Frisco". "San Francisco" ...duh. Oh no! You've been fired! Which job will be your next big career? Bicycle courier. Food cart cook. Circus performer. Website developer. All of the above. What sort of living arrangements do you prefer? A 3 bedroom house in the suburbs. A swanky loft in the best part of town. A room I share with a few other people. An overpriced studio apartment. How do you feel about rain? It is the devil and I hate every second of moisture. I'm not a huge fan, but it's no big deal. I love it! Bring on the thunderstorms!. I don't love it but it might help with the drought. Which slang term do you use regularly? "Sweet". "Hella". "OMG". "Bitchin'". "Wicked". "Rad". Where will you grab a drink this weekend? In a small, hip bar where I can meet folks to network with. In the hottest club in town where I can rub shoulders with celebrities. In a quiet dive bar where I can watch sports in peace. In a place where I can dance the night away with my best friends!. What item of technology would you never be caught without? Cell phone. Laptop. Bluetooth. Apple Watch. GPS. It's dinner time! What will you feast on? Thai coconut curry with pumpkin and grilled shrimp. Indian tandoori chicken with lots of garlic nan. Wet red burrito with carnitas and guacamole . Sushi rolls with hot sake. Fried chicken with red beans and rice. Time for a nightcap! What are you drinking? An artisan beer from Humboldt County. A well-rounded whiskey on the rocks. A red wine from Napa Valley. Hot chamomile tea. Choose a Bay Area icon you'd most like to hang out with: Mark Zuckerberg. Steve Jobs. Santana. George Lucas.