How moral are you? Are you a total heel or a beacon of goodness? Or do you land somewhere in between? Take this quiz to find out your morality score! If you saw someone about to step into a huge puddle, you would... Watch them step in it and laugh quietly. Warn them. Not say anything. Watch them step in it and laugh loudly. How often do you swear? Not very often. Pretty often. South Park could have been based on my life. Never. What would you do if you found a hundred dollar bill on the ground? Turn it in, but hope no one claims it. Try to find the owner. Keep it and spend it on myself. Keep it and use it to do something nice for someone. Have you ever been in a fist fight? Never. Once, and I started it. Once but I didn't start it. Many times. Have you ever shoplifted? Yeah, guilty as charged. Once when I was a kid. Absolutely not. Do you slow your car when you pass by an accident? Yeah, I'm just curious. No, it's none of my business. Yeah, I want to see some damage. I don't slow down, but I peek. When you watch skateboarding videos, you hope... They totally wipe out. They fall but don't get too hurt. They nail the jump. They miss the jump but then make it the second time. How often do you lie? Not very often. If it's convenient for me. My friends think I'm in space right now. Never, karma bro. What do you do when your parents make jokes? Pretend to laugh. Tell them they aren't funny. Sip my drink so they can't see my face. Legit laugh, my parents are hilarious. If you could travel through time ONCE, what would you use it for? I'd fix a personal mistake I've made. I'd save someone's life. I'd bet on the Yankees in the '96 World Series. I'd take a different person to prom.