How Obnoxious Are You?

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Question 1/12

You can’t sleep because your next door neighbor is throwing a rager. You...

  • put on noise cancelling headphones and try to cope.
  • knock on his door and confront him.
  • call the cops.
  • call your best friend to complain about it.
Question 2/12

You’ve just arrived at a resort for a nice long vacation only to discover you won’t be staying in an ocean room view due to overbooking. You...

  • shrug it off - every room here is surely a gem!
  • start making threats - somebody’s losing their job!
  • cut a deal where they comp you an extra night for your troubles.
  • check into another resort.
Question 3/12

You’re walking down the street, minding your own business, when a Greenpeace Canvasser asks you if you care about the environment. You...

  • smile and ignore her.
  • listen to her sales pitch.
  • laugh in her face and tell her to get a real job.
  • are already a member, so you stay and chat.
Question 4/12

The cute bartender asks you out. You...

  • are flattered but you are already taken.
  • go out with them, they're really cute !
  • say yes, stand them up, and then keep going to that bar just to mess with their head.
  • laugh. Never.
Question 5/12

The new girl in the office asks you for some advice. You...

  • deflect.. some other time maybe. You’re busy today.
  • offer to go out to lunch and divulge everything you know.
  • say no.
  • remind her that you’ll both be vying for a promotion one day.
Question 6/12

A friend asks you to help move this weekend, so...

  • You throw on jeans and a t-shirt and pitch in.
  • You offer your boyfriend instead.
  • No way - there are only 52 weekends a year!
  • …ugh, fine.
Question 7/12

Some guy cuts you off in traffic…

  • You lay on the horn until everyone around you starts getting pissed.
  • Such is the nature of traffic.
  • Good thing nobody got hurt.
  • Rear end him!
Question 8/12

You didn’t study for a test that you absolutely need to pass...

  • You realize the only person you failed is yourself.
  • You. Freak. Out.
  • You hunker down and ace it next time.
  • You see if you and the proctor can cut a deal…
Question 9/12

You’re running late for work. What do you do?

  • Hop in a cab - no excuses.
  • Grab a leisurely breakfast and just say you had a doctor’s appointment if anyone asks.
  • Get there when you get there.
  • Apologize profusely to your boss and promise to never let it happen again.
Question 10/12

Your significant other is breaking up with you. How do you react?

  • There are plenty of fish in the sea!
  • Hope they have a great life - you’ll both be better off.
  • Hook up with their best friend.
  • Burst into tears just to make them feel guilty - you’re happy to finally be rid of them!
Question 11/12

Your mother wants an explanation for all the charges on her credit card...

  • Call daddy and sort it out with him.
  • Apologize and cut back.
  • Ignore her. This isn’t the first time she’s complained.
  • She’s right. Time to start being financially independent.
Question 12/12

You’re taking a “How Obnoxious Are You Quiz."...

  • You seek the most obnoxious answers so you can announce to the world just what a bitch you are.
  • Close it - this is not a productive use of your time.
  • You know what the results are gonna be, and you’re not ashamed.
  • This is a stupid question.
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