How Obnoxious Are You?
Do you rub people the wrong way? Ever notice people find excuses to miss their appointments with you? Take the quiz, you may be obnoxious! Don’t worry, there’s a cure (we think)!
How Obnoxious Are You?
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Question 1/12
You can’t sleep because your next door neighbor is throwing a rager. You...
- put on noise cancelling headphones and try to cope.
- knock on his door and confront him.
- call the cops.
- call your best friend to complain about it.
Question 2/12
You’ve just arrived at a resort for a nice long vacation only to discover you won’t be staying in an ocean room view due to overbooking. You...
- shrug it off - every room here is surely a gem!
- start making threats - somebody’s losing their job!
- cut a deal where they comp you an extra night for your troubles.
- check into another resort.
Question 3/12
You’re walking down the street, minding your own business, when a Greenpeace Canvasser asks you if you care about the environment. You...
- smile and ignore her.
- listen to her sales pitch.
- laugh in her face and tell her to get a real job.
- are already a member, so you stay and chat.
Question 4/12
The cute bartender asks you out. You...
- are flattered but you are already taken.
- go out with them, they're really cute !
- say yes, stand them up, and then keep going to that bar just to mess with their head.
- laugh. Never.
Question 5/12
The new girl in the office asks you for some advice. You...
- deflect.. some other time maybe. You’re busy today.
- offer to go out to lunch and divulge everything you know.
- say no.
- remind her that you’ll both be vying for a promotion one day.
Question 6/12
A friend asks you to help move this weekend, so...
- You throw on jeans and a t-shirt and pitch in.
- You offer your boyfriend instead.
- No way - there are only 52 weekends a year!
- …ugh, fine.
Question 7/12
Some guy cuts you off in traffic…
- You lay on the horn until everyone around you starts getting pissed.
- Such is the nature of traffic.
- Good thing nobody got hurt.
- Rear end him!
Question 8/12
You didn’t study for a test that you absolutely need to pass...
- You realize the only person you failed is yourself.
- You. Freak. Out.
- You hunker down and ace it next time.
- You see if you and the proctor can cut a deal…
Question 9/12
You’re running late for work. What do you do?
- Hop in a cab - no excuses.
- Grab a leisurely breakfast and just say you had a doctor’s appointment if anyone asks.
- Get there when you get there.
- Apologize profusely to your boss and promise to never let it happen again.
Question 10/12
Your significant other is breaking up with you. How do you react?
- There are plenty of fish in the sea!
- Hope they have a great life - you’ll both be better off.
- Hook up with their best friend.
- Burst into tears just to make them feel guilty - you’re happy to finally be rid of them!
Question 11/12
Your mother wants an explanation for all the charges on her credit card...
- Call daddy and sort it out with him.
- Apologize and cut back.
- Ignore her. This isn’t the first time she’s complained.
- She’s right. Time to start being financially independent.
Question 12/12
You’re taking a “How Obnoxious Are You Quiz."...
- You seek the most obnoxious answers so you can announce to the world just what a bitch you are.
- Close it - this is not a productive use of your time.
- You know what the results are gonna be, and you’re not ashamed.
- This is a stupid question.
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