What Flower Are You?

Are you as bright as a sunflower or fresh as a daisy? Does your mere presence brighten someone’s day? Take the quiz to find out which flower you are! When it comes to wine, you prefer... A refreshing Chardonnay. A hearty Cabernet. A subtle Pinot Noir. A fruity Merlot. Only the best Champagne...oo la la. Your idea of a romantic date is... Meet at a coffee shop first. If you are not completely turned off, maybe off to a quiet spot for cocktails till closing, and then back to your place for the quintessential one night stand.. Anything your date has planned. You'll have fun no matter where you go... The standard flowers at the door, dinner and a movie is fine by you. You love the classics.. A non stop thrill ride of creative events are already planned that will leave you sleeping all the next day.. Limo at 7:00, private jet by 8:00 and Paris by 10:00. Home two days later.. Your new apartment allows only small pets. What do you get? Goldfish, I don't have time for a real pet.. Something that lives behind glass. Preferably with scales and an appetite for other living creatures.. A mini - anything. As long as it fits in my purse, I'll take two.. Nothing like the sweet tune of a Song Bird.. A cute little kitten is perfect for me.. Just for fun I think I'll... spend $5,000.00 on a purse that cost $12.00 to make.. run around in the rain.. make some prank calls to the elderly.. pierce something.. go read to the elderly.. "I'm going to move to... Jupiter, the hits just keep comin'.". Mars, I'm sure that's where I'm from anyway.". the Moon, so I can watch the whole world go up in flames!". Uranus, I've said too much already.". Venus, where I'll be worshiped by kings.". If you had to be a farmer what would you grow? I'd grow peaches....MMMmmm.. Truffles...if I could only find the seeds!. Mushrooms....delicious and trippy.. Stem Cells.....what about it?. Coffee beans.....gotta have my Joe.. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop(Reg)? I'm sure I wouldn't know.. Three. And that's my final answer.. As many as it takes!. I'm not falling for that again!. I crunch right through to the chewy center.. Who would your dream Valentine be? Justin Timberlake. Vince Vaughn. Christian Bale. Jude Law. Brad Pitt. Where would you rather be married? Somewhere exotic with an orchestra, elaborate decor, embroiled in the pageantry with people you don't even know. The thought of getting married makes you gag.. Outside in an open field, by a river surrounded by as many friends and relatives as you could muster.. In Vegas, dressed as Elvis to a Blackjack dealer you just met.. At your favorite watering hole, three sheets to the wind being held up by a bridesmaid.. When I'm really hung over I'm likely to... Cover my dark circles with make up and start drinking again.. Sleep till noon and get up feeling great!. Close the blinds, stay under the covers and sleep for two days straight.. Accidentally brush my teeth with Vagisil. Get up at the usual time, blend a vitamin, yogurt and vodka shake and limp through the day.. What is your favorite cereal? Cap'n Crunch. Cocoa Puffs. Count Chocula. Raisin Bran. Wheaties. A man in a van pulls up and asks, "How much money would it take to video tape you and your friends naked?" You say what? "Uncle Marty; stop following us around!". "The same amount it would take to have you killed.". "You mean I can get PAID for that?!?!". "Hey, you still owe me from the last time!". "I HAVE A GUN!!".

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