What Flower Are You?
When it comes to wine, you prefer...
- A refreshing Chardonnay
- A hearty Cabernet
- A subtle Pinot Noir
- A fruity Merlot
- Only the best Champagne...oo la la
Your idea of a romantic date is...
- Meet at a coffee shop first. If you are not completely turned off, maybe off to a quiet spot for cocktails till closing, and then back to your place for the quintessential one night stand.
- Anything your date has planned. You'll have fun no matter where you go..
- The standard flowers at the door, dinner and a movie is fine by you. You love the classics.
- A non stop thrill ride of creative events are already planned that will leave you sleeping all the next day.
- Limo at 7:00, private jet by 8:00 and Paris by 10:00. Home two days later.
Your new apartment allows only small pets. What do you get?
- Goldfish, I don't have time for a real pet.
- Something that lives behind glass. Preferably with scales and an appetite for other living creatures.
- A mini - anything. As long as it fits in my purse, I'll take two.
- Nothing like the sweet tune of a Song Bird.
- A cute little kitten is perfect for me.
Just for fun I think I'll...
- spend $5,000.00 on a purse that cost $12.00 to make.
- run around in the rain.
- make some prank calls to the elderly.
- pierce something.
- go read to the elderly.
"I'm going to move to...
- Jupiter, the hits just keep comin'."
- Mars, I'm sure that's where I'm from anyway."
- the Moon, so I can watch the whole world go up in flames!"
- Uranus, I've said too much already."
- Venus, where I'll be worshiped by kings."
If you had to be a farmer what would you grow?
- I'd grow peaches....MMMmmm.
- Truffles...if I could only find the seeds!
- Mushrooms....delicious and trippy.
- Stem Cells.....what about it?
- Coffee beans.....gotta have my Joe.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop(Reg)?
- I'm sure I wouldn't know.
- Three. And that's my final answer.
- As many as it takes!
- I'm not falling for that again!
- I crunch right through to the chewy center.
Who would your dream Valentine be?
- Justin Timberlake
- Vince Vaughn
- Christian Bale
- Jude Law
- Brad Pitt
Where would you rather be married?
- Somewhere exotic with an orchestra, elaborate decor, embroiled in the pageantry with people you don't even know
- The thought of getting married makes you gag.
- Outside in an open field, by a river surrounded by as many friends and relatives as you could muster.
- In Vegas, dressed as Elvis to a Blackjack dealer you just met.
- At your favorite watering hole, three sheets to the wind being held up by a bridesmaid.
When I'm really hung over I'm likely to...
- Cover my dark circles with make up and start drinking again.
- Sleep till noon and get up feeling great!
- Close the blinds, stay under the covers and sleep for two days straight.
- Accidentally brush my teeth with Vagisil
- Get up at the usual time, blend a vitamin, yogurt and vodka shake and limp through the day.
What is your favorite cereal?
- Cap'n Crunch
- Cocoa Puffs
- Count Chocula
- Raisin Bran
A man in a van pulls up and asks, "How much money would it take to video tape you and your friends naked?" You say what?
- "Uncle Marty; stop following us around!"
- "The same amount it would take to have you killed."
- "You mean I can get PAID for that?!?!"
- "Hey, you still owe me from the last time!"
- "I HAVE A GUN!!"