Ever dreamed of sailing the Seven Seas in search of treasure? Come and join our crew! What's your role? Steering/navigating the ship. Cooking the meals. Fixing things and general maintenance. Manning the cannons. Some of your enemies surrendered during your last battle. You... Take 'em prisoner and try to get a ransom. Make 'em walk the plank!. Let them go. Can you swim? Of course, I'm a great swimmer. Yes, I'm okay at it. Does the doggy paddle count?. Not even a little. Pick a location for your hideout: . . . . What's your pirate pet? Parrot. Monkey. Shark. Dolphin. Snake. Your crew is planning a mutiny. You... Start being nicer to them. Feed 'em to my pet sharks. Escape in the night. What's your favorite beach activity? Swimming or surfing. Playing in the sand. Getting a tan. Relaxing in the shade. Taking a stroll. Pick a sea creature: Kraken; a giant octopus/squid. Leviathan; a massive sea serpent. Mermaid; half-human, half-fish. What's the best treasure? Gold and jewels. Expensive food and drink. Smiles. Rare artwork. How often do you drink? All the time!. Sometimes. Rarely.