What’s Your “A Christmas Story” IQ?

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Question 1/10

'Tis the season for really great presents. Speaking of - what does Ralphie want for Christmas?

  • A football
  • A model blimp
  • Roller skates
  • Red Ryder BB Gun
Question 2/10

It's cold in Indiana! The kids put on so many layers, what happens to Ralphie's little brother, Randy?

  • He gets really sweaty
  • He can't put his arms down
  • He gets teased for looking like a tomato
  • He can't walk
Question 3/10

After an aggressive triple-dog-dare, Flick agrees to do what on the school playground?

  • Stick his tongue to a frozen pole
  • Throw a snowball at a fireman
  • Put a mouse in a girl's hair
  • Ditch class
Question 4/10

The Little Orphan Annie decoder pin has finally arrived! What message does Annie have for Ralphie?

  • "Always listen to my radio program"
  • "Be nice to strangers around the holidays"
  • "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"
  • "Be sure to eat your red cabbage"
Question 5/10

What grade does Ralphie receive on his Christmas paper, "What I Want For Christmas"?

  • A+++
  • B
  • C+
  • F
Question 6/10

Who does Ralphie get into a fight with on the way home from school?

  • Scut Farkus
  • Schwartz
  • Flick
  • Ms. Shields
Question 7/10

No profanity allowed! Ralphie's mom washes her son's mouth out with soap after he utters which fatal phrase?

  • "Oh, Fudge!"
  • "Oh, Bananas"
  • "Oh, Son-of-a-Gun!"
  • "Dad Gummit!"
Question 8/10

What "Major Award" does Ralphie's Old Man proudly display in the window?

  • A leg lamp
  • A Christmas tree
  • A bowling alley
  • A self-portrait
Question 9/10

Ralphie wants a Red Ryder BB gun more than anything in the world, but everybody tells him the same thing:

  • "It's too expensive"
  • "You're not old enough, buddy"
  • "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"
  • "Too bad, you are getting coal for Christmas"
Question 10/10

How does Ralphie's family end up at the Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day?

  • Ralphie's dad likes Chinese food
  • It's family tradition
  • The Bumpus hounds ate the turkey
  • Randy ate the turkey

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