What’s Your “A Christmas Story” IQ?

Have you seen “A Christmas Story” so many times, you know the movie by heart? Well go on, smartie, and test your IQ on the holiday classic here. We triple-dog-dare ya!

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Question 1/10

'Tis the season for really great presents. Speaking of - what does Ralphie want for Christmas?

  • A football
  • A model blimp
  • Roller skates
  • Red Ryder BB Gun
Question 2/10

It's cold in Indiana! The kids put on so many layers, what happens to Ralphie's little brother, Randy?

  • He gets really sweaty
  • He can't put his arms down
  • He gets teased for looking like a tomato
  • He can't walk
Question 3/10

After an aggressive triple-dog-dare, Flick agrees to do what on the school playground?

  • Stick his tongue to a frozen pole
  • Throw a snowball at a fireman
  • Put a mouse in a girl's hair
  • Ditch class
Question 4/10

The Little Orphan Annie decoder pin has finally arrived! What message does Annie have for Ralphie?

  • "Always listen to my radio program"
  • "Be nice to strangers around the holidays"
  • "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"
  • "Be sure to eat your red cabbage"
Question 5/10

What grade does Ralphie receive on his Christmas paper, "What I Want For Christmas"?

  • A+++
  • B
  • C+
  • F
Question 6/10

Who does Ralphie get into a fight with on the way home from school?

  • Scut Farkus
  • Schwartz
  • Flick
  • Ms. Shields
Question 7/10

No profanity allowed! Ralphie's mom washes her son's mouth out with soap after he utters which fatal phrase?

  • "Oh, Fudge!"
  • "Oh, Bananas"
  • "Oh, Son-of-a-Gun!"
  • "Dad Gummit!"
Question 8/10

What "Major Award" does Ralphie's Old Man proudly display in the window?

  • A leg lamp
  • A Christmas tree
  • A bowling alley
  • A self-portrait
Question 9/10

Ralphie wants a Red Ryder BB gun more than anything in the world, but everybody tells him the same thing:

  • "It's too expensive"
  • "You're not old enough, buddy"
  • "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"
  • "Too bad, you are getting coal for Christmas"
Question 10/10

How does Ralphie's family end up at the Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day?

  • Ralphie's dad likes Chinese food
  • It's family tradition
  • The Bumpus hounds ate the turkey
  • Randy ate the turkey

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