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When Should You Retire?

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Question 1/10

How old are you?

  • Under 18
  • 18-61
  • 62 and over
  • None of your beeswax!
Question 2/10

Do you have enough money saved to live on if you never work again?

  • Yes, I can live comfortably if I never earn another cent
  • Yes, but I'd have to simplify my lifestyle
  • No, I'm just sick of working
Question 3/10

Is there anyone at home during the day you'd like to avoid?

  • Yes, my spouse or significant other
  • Yes, my kids and/or pets
  • Yes, a housemate
  • No, I am alone on the premises
  • No, I enjoy their company
Question 4/10

Have you achieved everything in your career you'd planned?

  • Yes, I've embezzled from my place of work and need to leave the country
  • Yes, I've reached the pinnacle of success in my field
  • Yes, because I have no ambition
  • No, I don't have a career, I have a job and I hate it
Question 5/10

Do you have the physical and mental capacity to continue at your job?

  • No, I never did
  • Yes, I could do my job in my sleep, and often do
  • No, I'm not strong enough and/or find myself forgetting critical details
  • I could, but I'd rather not
Question 6/10

Do you own a great many bathrobes and/or sweats?

  • I do and I intend to answer the door and get the mail in them
  • I enjoy wearing a suit and will continue to do so
  • I enjoy wearing a uniform and will continue to do so
  • I'll be retired not dead, I'll still get dressed and go out
Question 7/10

Do you have something else you'd like to be doing with your time that work interferes with?

  • No, I've never developed any interests outside of work
  • Yes, spending time with loved ones
  • Yes, travel
  • Yes, NOT working
Question 8/10

Will you be lonely if you retire?

  • No, I have a happy home life and/or active social life
  • Yes, I will miss the company of my coworkers
  • No, I don't like the people I work with and won't miss them
  • No, I will chat with strangers on the Internet
Question 9/10

Do you play golf and enjoy opera?

  • No, what does that have to do with anything?
  • Dude, those are stereotypes of what retired people do
  • Yes, I happen to enjoy both very much
  • No, but I have other interests and pastimes I'd like to pursue
Question 10/10

Does your job give you a sense of purpose you'd otherwise lack?

  • Yes, I derive my identity in part from my job
  • No, my job is soul sucking
  • I can do more good on the job than off
  • I work for an evil corporate entity, I wish to break free

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