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      Which Desperate Housewives Character Are You?

      Which Desperate Housewives Character Are You?
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      Television · What Character Am I?

      By BrainFall Staff - Updated: March 14, 2024

      Which Desperate Housewives Character Are You?

      So, you think you've got what it takes to step onto the iconic Wisteria Lane and walk in the heels of its most fabulous residents? Desperate Housewives isn't just a TV series; it's a mirror to the suburban soul, complete with manicured lawns and closets full of skeletons. Each character is a masterpiece, displaying a spectrum of quirks, charms, and questionable cooking skills.

      A group of four elegant, well-dressed women gossiping in a suburban neighborhood, each with a distinct personality and expression

      Imagine sipping coffee with Gabrielle, plotting a neighborhood watch with Bree, or finding yourself entangled in Susan's latest romantic debacle. It's time to swap your reality for a dash of drama and a touch of dark comedy that only this beloved show can deliver. Your personality might just reveal which of these ladies is your Wisteria Lane counterpart.

      Ready to peek over the picket fence and see which Desperate Housewives character you embody? Don’t just lounge there with your remote—let's unlock the mystery! Take the quiz that captures the essence of the show and determine if you're a master of manipulation like Edie or the epitome of neighborly love like Mrs. McCluskey. Grab your most scandalous outfit and let's unlock your Desperate Housewives destiny!

      Discover Your Inner Wisteria Lane Resident

      A picturesque suburban street with colorful houses and manicured lawns, where neighbors gossip over white picket fences

      Welcome to the suburban jungle of personalities! Prepare to step into the high heels or maybe the gardening boots of Wisteria Lane's most intriguing women through a revealing personality quiz.

      The Foundation of Your Desperate Personality

      Curiosity piqued? Good. Let's kick off this party with a quiz tailored to discern your underlying Desperate Housewives alter ego. It's simple—answer a series of questions designed to decipher your personality traits and presto! You're not just creating a character, you're discovering a facet of yourself.

      A Close-Up on the Leading Ladies

      • Susan Mayer: Kind-hearted with a knack for landing in comically awkward situations? You're probably a Susan.
      • Lynette Scavo: Tenacious and not afraid to wrangle both toddlers and boardroom egos? Lynette might be your spirit resident.
      • Bree Van de Kamp: Is your kitchen gleaming and your organizational skills unparalleled? Hello, Bree!
      • Gabrielle Solis: A taste for the finer things and a heart filled with fiery passion? Gabrielle's got your back.
      • Edie Britt: Or maybe you're sassy, bold, and command attention the moment you saunter into a room—Edie's your gal.

      Transform into one of these pop culture icons with just a click and read into the hidden depths of your personality — brace yourself for some laughs!

      Lifestyles of the Not-So-Desperate Characters

      Just when you thought your life was dramatic, imagine riding the rollercoaster of life on Wisteria Lane. Fasten your seatbelts; it's anything but a desperate life for these characters.

      Navigating the Dramatic Twists of Life

      You've seen them dodge murder accusations smoother than dodging a flying meatball at a dinner fight. Lynette, the mom who juggles family crises with more skill than a circus act, faces challenges from cancer to troublesome twins with a determination that's both hilarious and heartwarming. Gabrielle, played by the stunning Eva Longoria, delivers the laughter with her extravagant yet somehow relatable personal dramas, from a steamy affair to the jungle of high fashion wars.

      Romance, Rivalries, and Relationships

      Oh, the tangled webs of love they weave. Susan, personified by Teri Hatcher, stumbles through the romance department so often, you'd think Cupid had it out for her. Fans can't help but root for her as she sifts through lies and gossip in pursuit of that perfect someone. Bree, with her picture-perfect exterior, carries the weight of divorce and scandal with a poise that would put the Queen to shame, all while serving up a devastating lasagna.

      From Fashion to Facades: A Peek into Character Styles and Secrets

      Let’s talk style—the kind you can only get from the closets of Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle’s wardrobe screams high fashion, with each strutting ensemble pushing the community's gossip mill into overdrive. But let's not forget Bree's impeccable taste, an armor for her darker secrets, proving once again that in the suburbs, style often hides more than it reveals. Susan's eclectic art-teacher chic and Lynette's "I-can-run-in-these-heels" look are more than just fabric deep, mirroring their dynamic and complex characters.

      Ready for the next dinner party or suburban showdown? Whether you're a loyal friend like Lynette or a lover of beautiful lies like Gabrielle, your sense of humor will be your best accessory. Put that quiz to the test and see which of these icons you line up with!

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      Question 1/12

      If you don't get the answer you want at the end of this quiz, you will...

      • Take it to heart and try to change things about yourself.
      • Don't care; it's just a stupid quiz.
      • Be a little hurt.
      • Take it again and change all the answers until you get a better one.
      Question 2/12

      You are invited to a party that calls for "semi-formal" dress. You...

      • Spend hours trying on different outfits, and settle with the first one you had put on.
      • Wear layers, since you will undoubtedly be dressed inappropriately.
      • Your business outfit.
      • Something formal.
      Question 3/12

      You lose money in the stock market one day. You...

      • Get an odd, temporary job and try to come out in the black that day.
      • Give your parents a ring.
      • Know that the market will be better sometime soon.
      • Work hard at your job and try to get a raise in the future.
      Question 4/12

      At a sleepover party, the other girls(/guys?... really?) suggest stripping and running around the block! You...

      • Will stay back and read. You others have fun though.
      • Run, but in your underwear.
      • Thank god you stopped after one slice of pizza today.
      • Freak out inside, but play along and streak.
      Question 5/12

      You get a new job at a big law firm. What vehicle do you show up in?

      • A hybrid: your clients will want a lawyer who cares.
      • A motorcycle! Your clients will want a lawyer who thinks outside the box.
      • A minivan: your clients will want to know you're just like them.
      • A porsche: your clients will want a successful lawyer.
      Question 6/12

      Your entire extended family is coming over tomorrow, and you have to make dinner for 30 people. You...

      • Stay up all night making an elegant spread of fruit, champagne, and several entrees.
      • Get some help from relatives to make a filling, simple meal.
      • Buy lots of boxed wine and order Chinese.
      • Organize a potluck!
      Question 7/12

      Your ideal blind date ends in...

      • A one-night stand.
      • A promise to see each other again.
      • A cute, awkward hug.
      • A romantic kiss.
      Question 8/12

      Your best years will probably occur when you are...

      • In your 20's or 30's.
      • Every year is your best year.
      • They already happened in your teens!
      • Old and wise.
      Question 9/12

      Your idol is...

      • A woman from history.
      • A current actress or singer.
      • A friend.
      • Your mother.
      Question 10/12

      If you were given the option to start your life over from the beginning, you would...

      • Make little changes here and there.
      • Change everything and lead a totally new life!
      • Change nothing! You are comfortable with the life you lead now.
      • Try making crazy changes to see how things would turn out.
      Question 11/12

      How do you work out?

      • Badly. You can never seem to find your groove.
      • With little power work-outs when you have time.
      • You have no need to work out.
      • You set aside an hour or two each morning for your routine.
      Question 12/12

      Did you date in high school?

      • You flirted with guys on the debate team with debate jokes.
      • I wouldn't call what I did with guys "dating," per se...
      • You didn't have time. Too much homework and studying.
      • Sure.
      Calculating Result...

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