Which Garbage Pail Kid Are You?
Garbage Pail Kids were a perfect reaction to the ultra-creepy Cabbage Patch Kids! Gross, funny, and perfectly juvenile, they’re a classic! And all of those great characters! Which one are you? Take our quiz and find out!
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Question 1/8
Like "Rob Slob", GPKs can be pretty gross sometimes! Which of these guys is your favorite live-action slob?
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Bluto from "Animal House"
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Alan from "The Hangover"
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Oscar the Grouch from "Sesame Street"
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The Dude from "The Big Lebowski"
Question 2/8
Garbage Pail Kids were a pretty big fad back in the day, but there were a lot of others! Which of these was your fave?
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Pogs
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Beanie Babies
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Tamagotchi
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Furby
Question 3/8
Which of these is the most disgusting?
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Eating a booger
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Eating a live octopus
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Someone sneezing in my face
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A filthy bathroom
Question 4/8
Now that you’ve set a “disgusting” baseline, on a dare, which of these disgusting foods would you be most likely to eat?
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Casu Marzu (maggot-infested cheese)
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Jellied Moose Nose (which is, in fact, jellied moose nose)
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Balut (duck fetus eggs)
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Surströmming (rotting fish, the stinkiest food in the world)
Question 5/8
If the Zombie Apocalypse started tomorrow – and that’s a distinct possibility - what one thing would you absolutely need?
- A shotgun
- Duct tape
- A chainsaw
- Slow friends
Question 6/8
Are you easily embarrassed?
- Heck no!
- Um… yeah
Question 7/8
How would you describe your sense of humor?
- Twisted
- Pretty good
- Fantastic
- I don’t get it
Question 8/8
Garbage Pail Kids were designed as a parody of Cabbage Patch Kids. Now, we all know Cabbage Patch kids are creepy, but what’s the creepiest thing about them?
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Their unblinking stare
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Their misshapen heads
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They have no nipples!
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The people who collect them
