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Which Garbage Pail Kid Are You?

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Question 1/8

Like "Rob Slob", GPKs can be pretty gross sometimes! Which of these guys is your favorite live-action slob?

  • Bluto from "Animal House"
  • Alan from "The Hangover"
  • Oscar the Grouch from "Sesame Street"
  • The Dude from "The Big Lebowski"
Question 2/8

Garbage Pail Kids were a pretty big fad back in the day, but there were a lot of others! Which of these was your fave?

  • Pogs
  • Beanie Babies
  • Tamagotchi
  • Furby
Question 3/8

Which of these is the most disgusting?

  • Eating a booger
  • Eating a live octopus
  • Someone sneezing in my face
  • A filthy bathroom
Question 4/8

Now that you’ve set a “disgusting” baseline, on a dare, which of these disgusting foods would you be most likely to eat?

  • Casu Marzu (maggot-infested cheese)
  • Jellied Moose Nose (which is, in fact, jellied moose nose)
  • Balut (duck fetus eggs)
  • Surströmming (rotting fish, the stinkiest food in the world)
Question 5/8

If the Zombie Apocalypse started tomorrow – and that’s a distinct possibility - what one thing would you absolutely need?

  • A shotgun
  • Duct tape
  • A chainsaw
  • Slow friends
Question 6/8

Are you easily embarrassed?

  • Heck no!
  • Um… yeah
Question 7/8

How would you describe your sense of humor?

  • Twisted
  • Pretty good
  • Fantastic
  • I don’t get it
Question 8/8

Garbage Pail Kids were designed as a parody of Cabbage Patch Kids. Now, we all know Cabbage Patch kids are creepy, but what’s the creepiest thing about them?

  • Their unblinking stare
  • Their misshapen heads
  • They have no nipples!
  • The people who collect them

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