Hey there, Metalhead. Word on the street is you can really shred… but we can’t quite put our finger on your sound. Take this quiz to find out which heavy metal band you are! To truly be Heavy Metal, a tune must.. Be really, really fast. Scare the listener. Involve complex harmonies. Have attitude. Style is important. Pick your outfit: Black jeans, black shirt. Blue jeans, band shirt. Faded jeans, muscle shirt. Tight jeans, no shirt. Ripped jeans, leather jacket. How would you describe your ideal riff? Frightening. Melodic. Fast as humanly possible. Sludgy. Accessible. Killer set! You walk backstage and... Start practicing for the next gig. PARTY!. Apologize to my fingers. Sacrifice a live chicken. Band practice is going great, but it's time to break for lunch. What are you gonna eat? Something hearty. Something spicy. Something traditional. Something fun. There's no time for lunch. I must keep shredding!. I think I'll just have a salad. You show up at the Headbangers' Halloween Haunt dressed as... A cowboy. A pirate. A wizard. An alien. I'm going as myself, I'm scary enough. Pick an axe: . . . . You're on tour! How is the band getting from show-to-show? Pick-up truck. Motorcycle. Private Jet. Whatever gets us there fastest. Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink... drink... Beer. Gasoline. Blood. Espresso.