Which Princess Bride Character Are You?
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Question 1/8
To which obsession can you relate the best?
- Money
- Revenge for a loved one
- Love
- Pursuit of power
Question 2/8
When you are confronted with difficulties, you tend to:
- Find someone else to lead the way
- Get to boozin’
- Give up, cuz it’s hopeless
- Figure out how to overcome them, no matter the cost
- Get very grumpy
Question 3/8
Do you like to track and hunt animals?
- Yes
- No
Question 4/8
Which of the following careers sounds most appealing to you?
- Professional Wrestler
- Lawyer
- Model
- A Dread Pirate, of course
- Is “Evil King of the World” a career?
Question 5/8
Is your confidence easily shaken?
- No, I always believe I can succeed
- Not usually, but sometimes I have self-doubts
- I talk tough, but if I’m the underdog, I usually turn tail and run!
- I wish I had some more self-confidence!
Question 6/8
Be honest, which would you rather be?
- World’s greatest martial artist
- World’s most clever gangster
- World’s most beautiful human
- World’s best doctor
Question 7/8
Which line is your favorite from the movie?
- “Anybody want a peanut?”
- “Have fun stormin’ da castle.”
- "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
- “There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
- “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is, ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia.’”
Question 8/8
Which trait is most likely to result in folks living “Happily, though not perfectly, ever after.”?
- Beauty, to win the right guy (or gal!)
- Smarts, to outwit your foes and profit from their mistakes
- Compassion, to love others and accept their love in return
- Willingness to cheat… to uh… cheat
- All of the above in equal measure!
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About This Quiz
Which role would you play in this twisted take on the classic fairy tale? Take the quiz to find out!