Which Shrek Character Are You?

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Question 1/10

If you lived in a castle you would be the:

  • Queen
  • King
  • Knight in shining armor
  • King's joker
  • Hot princess/prince
Question 2/10

You smash your big toe right before you are supposed to leave for a big camping trip. You...

  • scream when you see it swelling and insist someone take you to the ER immediately!
  • shrug your shoulder, take some aspirin and head out for the forest. Nothing stops you from getting away for the weekend.
  • go on the trip, but constantly remind everyone what a good sport you are for going with an injury.
  • check it out and pretend it's okay, but each step you take you feel like crying.
  • whine and make such a hassle that everyone just leaves without you.
Question 3/10

It's a beautiful day and you want to go to the beach, but your boy/girlfriend is sleeping because he/she is working the graveyard shift. You...

  • go by yourself and spend the day tanning and checking out babes.
  • grumble loudly, but know he/she is tired, so you call up a friend to spend the day with.
  • use your puppy dog eyes and tell your honey to grab a blanket & sleep on the beach.
  • hee-haw and complain about how you never get to do anything until he/she wakes up and drives you to the damn beach.
  • wait until he/she wakes up & are happy to even spend a little bit of time at the beach with your honey!
Question 4/10

The only person that truly appreciates you is:

  • your mommy.
  • your partner.
  • no one truly appreciates you!
  • your best friend.
  • yourself!
Question 5/10

You are going to your brother's birthday party. When you arrive

  • you make a gallant entry & wave to everyone you know.
  • the party has finally begun!
  • you wonder why he invited some people that you hate, but try not to dwell on it.
  • you make everyone sing Happy Birthday- even though you know he hates it.
  • you give him a card & wonder if you can sneak out without causing a fuss.
Question 6/10

The best kind of party is

  • a surprise party- but sometimes you spill the beans by accident!
  • ugh. You hate any kind of party.
  • when you get to catch up with friends.
  • when it's for you!
  • anything with gifts!
Question 7/10

Your worst feature is your

  • craziness!
  • sensitivity.
  • pfft as if! There's not a bad feature on you at all.
  • tendency to over react!
Question 8/10

Which sweet treat do you prefer?

  • Bubble gum.
  • Chocolate.
  • Sweet tarts.
  • Cracker jacks.
  • Life savers.
Question 9/10

When you go to the beach you

  • crack open some brews and play drunk volleyball.
  • help some kids make sandcastles and get pissed when someone crushes it.
  • scope out the sand for the most athletic person and challenge him/her to surf war.
  • know everyone is sexing you up with their eyes, but that's the price you pay for being so hot!
  • chat up the hottie lifeguard and feel a bit guilty when someone almost drowns.
Question 10/10

Your face is usually full of

  • gorgeousness!
  • challenge.
  • skepticism.
  • smiles.
  • friendliness.

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