Shrek isn’t just a franchise, it’s an institution. Now shut up donk’ay and take this quiz! If you lived in a castle you would be the: Queen. King. Knight in shining armor. King's joker. Hot princess/prince. You smash your big toe right before you are supposed to leave for a big camping trip. You... scream when you see it swelling and insist someone take you to the ER immediately!. shrug your shoulder, take some aspirin and head out for the forest. Nothing stops you from getting away for the weekend.. go on the trip, but constantly remind everyone what a good sport you are for going with an injury.. check it out and pretend it's okay, but each step you take you feel like crying.. whine and make such a hassle that everyone just leaves without you.. It's a beautiful day and you want to go to the beach, but your boy/girlfriend is sleeping because he/she is working the graveyard shift. You... go by yourself and spend the day tanning and checking out babes.. grumble loudly, but know he/she is tired, so you call up a friend to spend the day with.. use your puppy dog eyes and tell your honey to grab a blanket & sleep on the beach.. hee-haw and complain about how you never get to do anything until he/she wakes up and drives you to the damn beach.. wait until he/she wakes up & are happy to even spend a little bit of time at the beach with your honey!. The only person that truly appreciates you is: your mommy.. your partner.. no one truly appreciates you!. your best friend.. yourself!. You are going to your brother's birthday party. When you arrive you make a gallant entry & wave to everyone you know.. the party has finally begun!. you wonder why he invited some people that you hate, but try not to dwell on it.. you make everyone sing Happy Birthday- even though you know he hates it.. you give him a card & wonder if you can sneak out without causing a fuss.. The best kind of party is a surprise party- but sometimes you spill the beans by accident!. ugh. You hate any kind of party.. when you get to catch up with friends.. when it's for you!. anything with gifts!. Your worst feature is your craziness!. sensitivity.. pfft as if! There's not a bad feature on you at all.. tendency to over react!. Which sweet treat do you prefer? Bubble gum.. Chocolate.. Sweet tarts.. Cracker jacks.. Life savers.. When you go to the beach you crack open some brews and play drunk volleyball.. help some kids make sandcastles and get pissed when someone crushes it.. scope out the sand for the most athletic person and challenge him/her to surf war.. know everyone is sexing you up with their eyes, but that's the price you pay for being so hot!. chat up the hottie lifeguard and feel a bit guilty when someone almost drowns.. Your face is usually full of gorgeousness!. challenge.. skepticism.. smiles.. friendliness..