Which Shrek Character Are You?
Shrek isn’t just a franchise, it’s an institution. Now shut up donk’ay and take this quiz!
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Question 1/10
If you lived in a castle you would be the:
- Queen
- King
- Knight in shining armor
- King's joker
- Hot princess/prince
Question 2/10
You smash your big toe right before you are supposed to leave for a big camping trip. You...
- scream when you see it swelling and insist someone take you to the ER immediately!
- shrug your shoulder, take some aspirin and head out for the forest. Nothing stops you from getting away for the weekend.
- go on the trip, but constantly remind everyone what a good sport you are for going with an injury.
- check it out and pretend it's okay, but each step you take you feel like crying.
- whine and make such a hassle that everyone just leaves without you.
Question 3/10
It's a beautiful day and you want to go to the beach, but your boy/girlfriend is sleeping because he/she is working the graveyard shift. You...
- go by yourself and spend the day tanning and checking out babes.
- grumble loudly, but know he/she is tired, so you call up a friend to spend the day with.
- use your puppy dog eyes and tell your honey to grab a blanket & sleep on the beach.
- hee-haw and complain about how you never get to do anything until he/she wakes up and drives you to the damn beach.
- wait until he/she wakes up & are happy to even spend a little bit of time at the beach with your honey!
Question 4/10
The only person that truly appreciates you is:
- your mommy.
- your partner.
- no one truly appreciates you!
- your best friend.
- yourself!
Question 5/10
You are going to your brother's birthday party. When you arrive
- you make a gallant entry & wave to everyone you know.
- the party has finally begun!
- you wonder why he invited some people that you hate, but try not to dwell on it.
- you make everyone sing Happy Birthday- even though you know he hates it.
- you give him a card & wonder if you can sneak out without causing a fuss.
Question 6/10
The best kind of party is
- a surprise party- but sometimes you spill the beans by accident!
- ugh. You hate any kind of party.
- when you get to catch up with friends.
- when it's for you!
- anything with gifts!
Question 7/10
Your worst feature is your
- craziness!
- sensitivity.
- pfft as if! There's not a bad feature on you at all.
- tendency to over react!
Question 8/10
Which sweet treat do you prefer?
- Bubble gum.
- Chocolate.
- Sweet tarts.
- Cracker jacks.
- Life savers.
Question 9/10
When you go to the beach you
- crack open some brews and play drunk volleyball.
- help some kids make sandcastles and get pissed when someone crushes it.
- scope out the sand for the most athletic person and challenge him/her to surf war.
- know everyone is sexing you up with their eyes, but that's the price you pay for being so hot!
- chat up the hottie lifeguard and feel a bit guilty when someone almost drowns.
Question 10/10
Your face is usually full of
- gorgeousness!
- challenge.
- skepticism.
- smiles.
- friendliness.
